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Title: Snake Eyes and Déjà Vu
Pairing: Jensen Ackles/Adam Lambert (Jared/Sandy, Jensen/Jared UST, Adam/Kris UST implied)
Words: 5500
Rating: NC-17
The Obvious: I do not know any of the people mentioned here, and neither imagine nor mean to imply this happened or would ever happen ever.
Enticements/Warnings: Are we still warning for surprise!JDM? What about surprise!George Clooney? What if they're blink-and-you'll-miss-'em?
A/N: Part of the F**king is fun verse. Can stand alone.
Summary: "Some of Sandy's friends have a gig at a dive in the Valley tomorrow night and she said we'd go. You've gotta come with."

( Snake Eyes and Déjà Vu )

Title: My Bubble Dreams
Pairing: Jensen Ackles/Jared Padalecki UST, Jensen/his right hand: Jensen/Adam Lambert, Jensen/Adam/Jared
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~2400
The obvious: I don't know any of the people mentioned and neither think nor mean to imply this actually happened or will ever happen ever.
A/N: sequel to Disco Rodeo. Follows on directly but makes sense alone. Part of the Fucking is Fun 'verse.
Summary: Brunch and masturbation. Or: Jensen hates his life. … At least there's bacon.

( My Bubble Dreams )

Title: Already on Your Mind, Boy
Fandom/Pairing: CWRPS/Adam Lambert / Jared Padalecki, Sandy McCoy, Jensen Ackles/Adam Lambert
Words: 725
Rating: NC17
The Obvious: I do not know any of the people whose personas are mentioned, and neither believe nor mean to imply that this ever happened or ever would.
A/N: for rhythmsextion, xenachakram12, and little_jenny25. A "deleted scene" from My Bubble Dreams, but can stand alone.
Summary: Sandy's too busy for phone sex, and Jared's bored home alone.

( Already on Your Mind, Boy )

for mmom day ten

I was having internet issues last night and LJ was having LJ issues, and I didn't post my end-of-the-month fic roundup. But here it is on May Day instead. (speaking of May Day, omg SO CUTE. Yesterday a whole class of kindergartners showed up with a little paper cone of flowers for me for May Day! I remember doing that when I was in kindergarten. They were PRECIOUS.)

My Bubble Dreams Jensen/Jensen's right hand, featuring Jensen Ackles/Adam Lambert, Jensen/Adam/Jared. NC-17 2400 words. Brunch and masturbation. Or: Jensen hates his life. ... At least there's bacon.

Snake Eyes and Déjà Vu Jensen/Adam NC-17 5500 words. "Some of Sandy's friends have a gig at a dive in the Valley tomorrow night and she said we'd go. You've gotta come with."

Crack it Open Adam/Tommy Ratliff R 750 words. It looked like a giant white jello shot.

The Night I met Drew Barrymore Brad Bell/Johnny Weir/Adam Lambert, Adam/Brad R 1200 words. Except later Brad somehow ends up in a corner of Adam's dressing room straddling Johnny Weir's lap.

Now I'm going to go flail some more about the fact that I have tickets to see Adam in Atlantic City!

oh! and plus, there was that whole thing where I finished my thesis!!!! :D

Title: Disco Rodeo
Pairing: Adam Lambert/Jensen Ackles
Rating: NC-17
Words: 4,500
The obvious: I don't know any of the people mentioned and neither think nor mean to imply this actually happened or will happen ever.
Enticements/Warnings: This is utterly self-indulgent and filled with fandom tropes, and I don't care even a little bit that the pairing is pretty much insane. Also, rimming.
A/N: This is set in the same universe as my Jensen/Anderson Cooper fics, where Jared is married to Sandy McCoy and Jensen is queer and single and likes sex with random guys I think are pretty.
Summary: Jensen a little fascinated by the fact that he's pretty much cheek-to-cheek and chest-to-chest with a guy who has glitter spread from his eyelids across his temples and into his up-swept hair. Even more fascinating, Jensen thinks he might kind of like it.


( Disco Rodeo )

Title: Snake Eyes and Déjà Vu
Pairing: Jensen Ackles/Adam Lambert (Jared/Sandy, Jensen/Jared UST, Adam/Kris UST implied)
Words: 5500
Rating: NC-17
The Obvious: I do not know any of the people mentioned here, and neither imagine nor mean to imply this happened or would ever happen ever.
Enticements/Warnings: Are we still warning for surprise!JDM? What about surprise!George Clooney? What if they're blink-and-you'll-miss-'em?
A/N: Part of the F**king is fun verse. Can stand alone.
Summary: "Some of Sandy's friends have a gig at a dive in the Valley tomorrow night and she said we'd go. You've gotta come with."

( Snake Eyes and Déjà Vu )

Title: My Bubble Dreams
Pairing: Jensen Ackles/Jared Padalecki UST, Jensen/his right hand: Jensen/Adam Lambert, Jensen/Adam/Jared
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~2400
Enticements/Warnings: Toppy Adam and toppy as hell Jared.
The obvious: I don't know any of the people mentioned and neither think nor mean to imply this actually happened or will ever happen ever.
A/N: sequel to Disco Rodeo. Follows on directly but makes sense alone. Part of the Fucking is Fun 'verse.
Summary: Brunch and masturbation. Or: Jensen hates his life. ... At least there's bacon.

Now with art by peculiar_mind:

clicky to go to full-sized art at wickedsomes_art.(small version under the cut)

( My Bubble Dreams )

Title: Disco Rodeo
Pairing: Adam Lambert/Jensen Ackles
Rating: NC-17
Words: 4,500
The obvious: I don't know any of the people mentioned and neither think nor mean to imply this actually happened or will ever happen ever.
Enticements/Warnings: This is utterly self-indulgent and filled with fandom tropes, and I don't care even a little bit that the pairing is pretty much insane. Also, rimming.
A/N: This is for tabularassa, embee123, meesasometimes, and anyone else who was comment stalking but didn't get demanding ;P It's set in the same universe as my Jensen/Anderson Cooper fics, where Jared is married to Sandy McCoy and Jensen is queer and single and likes sex with random guys I think are pretty.
Summary: Jensen a little fascinated by the fact that he's pretty much cheek-to-cheek and chest-to-chest with a guy who has glitter spread from his eyelids across his temples and into his up-swept hair. Even more fascinating, Jensen thinks he might kind of like it.

( Disco Rodeo )

1. I am writing Jensen/Adam Lambert fic. It's so not my fault. IDEK.

2. I have a ticket to Wondercon on Saturday. Also not my fault. (coiledsoul and glendaglamazon are awesome like pie.) Markedly less shameful than 1. however. :D

3. I wrote from 8:30 this morning until 1:30 this afternoon, only pausing to mix up some waffle batter. Five hours of delighted, happy-making, insane pairing writing. I feel like meeee!

4. I'm making some lunch, and then I'm going to write some more. There are no words for how much I've been missing this feeling. *hugs notebook to chest*

5. There was a piece of cat food in the shower door track this morning. The cat food lives all the way on the other side of the house. WTAF.

I hope that if unexpected things are happening to you, they are of the awesome. ♥

click for Jared and Jensen, 100-episode celebrations, dinosaurs in tutus, kitties being crazy, pictures of my future wives (a girl can dream, right?), Adam Lambert, and other things of awesome I've come across in the last day or two.

( you know you want to (unless you are on dial up) )