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Title: Nothing Comes as Easy as You
Fandom/Pairing: Bandom, Frank/Gerard, (Mikey/Pete)
Rating: NC17
Words: 8700
The Obvious: I do not know any of the people whose names and public personas are used in this story, and neither believe nor mean to imply any of this ever happened.
A/N: at some point you get to the end of the overstimulation tag on AO3 and have to write your own. This story is what it is because miss_begonia and blue_soaring are good at being right.
Summary: "Um, I’ve heard, you know, around, that like, there are guys who can get off three times without stopping. And I was, I mean—" god he sounds like a fucking idiot. "Have you ever heard of that?"

Now with added podfic! \o/

( Nothing Comes as Easy as You )

Title: Beer Pong and Quarters
Pairing: Adam/Tommy (college AU)
Words: 2,000
Rating: NC17
The Obvious: I do not know any of the people whose public personas are used here, and neither believe nor mean to imply this ever happened.
Warnings/Enticements: if impaired consent is triggery for you, be aware this contains drinking of copious amounts of alcohol by people under 21, followed by sex. Firmly established relationship.
A/N: so. um. At least this one is now a college verse? idek. Sequel to GI Joe did your Ken Doll. Blame Thank blue_soaring for this one. (day 23 of mmom)
Summary: Beer, a dorm room, and a do not disturb sign.

( Beer Pong and Quarters )

Title: GI Joe did your Ken Doll
Pairing: Adam/Tommy (high school AU)
Words: 3000
Rating: NC17
The Obvious: I do not know any of the people whose public personas are used in this story and neither believe nor mean to imply this ever happened.
A/N: Because blue_soaring is I am perverse, this story is nothing to do with the high school AU stories I've been posting this week. It's a totally different and stand-alone thing. There will be more of the other boys, though, I'm sure. (for day 22 of mmom)
Summary: Tommy is Adam's best friend. Adam should probably be sadder than he is when Tommy's girlfriend dumps him.

( GI Joe did your Ken Doll )

Title: The World and its Shine
Pairing: Adam/Tommy (high school AU)
Words: 2300
Rating: R
The Obvious: I do not know anyone whose public persona is used in this story and neither believe nor mean to imply this ever happened.
A/N: another part of World Verse, third, chronologically, after Woah, in this World. (for day 21 of mmom)
Summary: Tommy's starting to think this is maybe a date.

( The World and its Shine )

Title: World Enough, and Time
Pairing: Adam/Tommy (high school AU)
Words: 1900
Rating: NC17
The Obvious: I do not know any of the people whose public personas are used in this story and neither believe nor mean to imply this actually happened.
A/N: part 4 in World Verse. Follows The World is Not Enough (for day 19 in mmom)
Summary: Leila's new job means the Lambert house is empty after school.

( World Enough, and Time )

Title: Woah, in this World
Pairing: Adam/Tommy (high school AU)
Words: 2,000
Rating: PG
The Obvious: I do not know anyone whose public persona is mentioned here and neither believe nor mean to imply this actually happened.
Warnings: discussion of homophobic bullying (verbal).
A/N: This follows And Follow Thee my Lord Throughout the World and comes before The World is Not Enough, in what I think I'm gonna start calling my World Verse. Since I can't seem to let it go. (for day 18 of mmom
Summary: Tommy's sitting under a tree eating lunch, wondering if Adam might drop by his locker after school, invite him over again today, wondering if he might get up the nerve to ask Adam to hang out if he doesn't, when he hears someone yell, "Hey, sissy boy, where's your dress?"

( Woah, in this World )

Title: And Follow Thee my Lord Throughout the World
Pairing: Adam/Tommy (high school AU)
Words: 1300
Rating: PG
The Obvious: I do not know any of the people whose public personas are used here, and neither believe nor mean to imply this actually happened.
A/N: This is a prequel to The World is Not Enough. part of the World Verse. (Day 17 mmom)
Summary: Usually pretty good at being invisible to teachers, Tommy's shocked when Mrs. Brio asks him to read the part of Romeo to Adam's Mercutio.

( And Follow Thee my Lord Throughout the World )

Title: Snapping back like a Rubber Band
Pairing: Adam/Tommy (high school AU)
Words: 270
Rating: R
The Obvious: I do not know any of the people whose public personas are used in this story and neither believe nor mean to imply this actually happened.
Warnings/Enticements: adolescent sexuality
A/N: This is another POV swap, this time for Stretching All the way from Here, which while I thought it was a complete fic when I wrote it, is now actually the beginning of a 47k+ WiP that will someday be finished.
Summary: Tommy thinks about Adam when he jerks off.

( Snapping back like a Rubber Band )

Title: My Bubble Dreams
Pairing: Jensen Ackles/Jared Padalecki UST, Jensen/his right hand: Jensen/Adam Lambert, Jensen/Adam/Jared
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~2400
Enticements/Warnings: Toppy Adam and toppy as hell Jared.
The obvious: I don't know any of the people mentioned and neither think nor mean to imply this actually happened or will ever happen ever.
A/N: sequel to Disco Rodeo. Follows on directly but makes sense alone. Part of the Fucking is Fun 'verse.
Summary: Brunch and masturbation. Or: Jensen hates his life. ... At least there's bacon.

Now with art by peculiar_mind:

clicky to go to full-sized art at wickedsomes_art.(small version under the cut)

( My Bubble Dreams )

So I did that WIP meme, and everyone a few people were asking about the blowjob queen fic, and it wasn't anything I EVER planned to post, but I talked to cormallen and kind of played with it and made it into something that I wouldn't die over it being on the internet, and decided I could post it.

I warn you now, this is more a snapshot than an actual fic. If you want you can pretend that there is this awesome college AU where Jared goes to UCLA and falls in love with his freshman roommate, Jensen, and there's maybe some angst and definitely some schmoop, and they move in together off campus and have dogs and a nice apartment (somehow; I think their parents help with rent) and they are about to graduate and live happily ever after. And then this is like a time stamp to that fic.

CWRPS AU, ~1700 words, teen rating (subject line and cut text from Flower by Liz Phair)

( You're prob'ly shy and introspective; that's not part of my objective )