Entries tagged with housefic

Entry tags:

drabble,
housefic

another drabble

For

lima_sierra who requested House/Wilson. UK speed. (ie set at the beginning of S3)More angst than porn. Sorry.

( Watching )

Current Mood: happy birthday

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Happy Birthday Djinn!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DJINN

For the always wonderful, supremely talented, and ever deserving

fallen_arazil on the occasion of her birthday…

Beta'd as ever by

karaokegal… thank you.

I am posting this early because I am working all day tomorrow and would rather be early than late. With birthday presents as with life.

( James Wilson is a total slut. He really doesn't mean to be… Really )

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Watcher House/Wilson

Written for the

hw_fest Prompt 187 (I think…) What if House and Wilson were potential watchers in the Buffyverse?
Title: Someone to Watch Over Me
Author:

rivers_bend
Words: ~10,000
Rating: whatever an episode of Buffy would be rated… but not like Two to go or anything. Oh, and there's some swearing.
Summary: For some doctors, medicine is not their only calling.

A/N: This is necessarily AU. I've taken some liberties with the timelines; this is set prior to House MD S1, and sometime probably around series 5 of Buffy. I've made some of my own rules about the nature of being a potential slayer and a watcher. Apologies to the genius of Joss Whedon and his Buffyverse, but these crossovers get complicated!

Thank you thank you to

skyblue_reverie,

tigertrapped and

karaokegal for comments, criticisms, and laughing at my witticisms.

( Someone to watch over me )

Current Mood: tired

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ten House/Wilson drabbles

Ten House/Wilson drabbles. It's that

housefic_pens first ten songs on Party Shuffle thing that's going around.

Every one's exactly 100 words. And let me tell you, that was a bitch.

Snark, schmoop and smut. I can't compete on the angst front. I figure, when you're worried about word count, it's best to stick to your strengths.

( God, I'm such a joiner )

Current Mood: cold

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House/Wilson drabble, smutty.

Title: Breathless
Pairing: House/Wilson
Words: 100
Rating: teen plus (smut)
A/N: The boys have been pestering me to write some up against the wall sex, but I'm busy with the H_W ficathon and yuletide. I thought I might try a drabble sized thing and

karaokegal said I'd need more than 100 words. I took that as a challenge. This is set after season two and before season three.

( Breathless )

Current Mood: excited

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Halloween Costume fic!

Title: Who do you want to be today?
Fandom: House MD
Pairing: Chase/Foreman (Foreman/Chase? You decide)
Rating: Adult (SC)
Costume: Not my OTP, single POV, Original Character, no canon to be seen anywhere. (bits of me still visible? It’s still House, and it’s still smut…)
A/N: In the song lyric theme, the title is from Oingo Boingo’s Who do you want to be?

Thanks, applause, and bowing down to

karaokegal who not only performed her usual beta duties, but also came up with the idea for this crazy costume party, causing me to write Chase/Foreman which is just too damn fun.
Thanks also to

skyblue_reverie who helped me figure out what Foreman was thinking and how to get that across without taking you into his head.

( Who do you want to be today? )

Current Mood: ecstatic

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cam/cuddy crack take two

Title: Like, woah. Take two.
Fandom: House
Pairing: Cuddy/Cameron
Words: 200
More valley girl crack. Once again, if you haven’t seen the Lisa/Jen extras on the series 2 DVDs ~~what on earth have you been doing instead?~~ this will make, like, waaaaay less sense than it even does if you have.
So like, totally go to youtube and watch them. They’re hella funny.

I promised this to

victorian_tweed in return for Strangers with Candy crack. So ~~blame~~ thank her.

( Like, woah. Take two. )

Current Mood: drained
Current Location: bed

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Cam/Cuddy crack!drabble

Title: Like, woah
Pairing: Cuddy/Cameron
Rating: PG13
Words: 160
A/N: if you haven’t seen the Lisa/Jen extras on the series 2 DVDs this will make, like, waaaaay less sense than it even does if you have.
So like, totally go to youtube and watch them. They’re hella funny.

I have

karaokegal to thank for beta and you have her to ~~blame~~ thank for telling me that work hadn’t completely made me take leave of my senses and I could post this.

eta

tigertrapped tells me it's best not to read this whilst drinking anything. (sorry!)

( Crack, like, woah )

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(no subject)

Fandom: Crossover :: The L Word/House
Pairing: Shane/Cameron
Prompt: flirting
Requested by:

snarkylightning
Rating: PG
Words: 100

For

femslash100’s drabbletag

( flirting )

Current Mood: exhausted
Current Music: Jeeves & Wooster S3:6

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Wilson/Chase drabble

Title: Jealousy
Pairing: Wilson/Chase, House/Wilson implied
Words: 111
Rating: R

kohl_rimmed_eye mentioned wanting W/Ch balcony sex where maybe House saw them. This sprang fully formed and unbidden into my head.

( Jealousy )

Current Mood: content
Current Location: work

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(no subject)

Title: Superstar
Pairing: House/Wilson
Words: 2125
Rating: R (sex, language)
Sequel to Reservoir Docs. House has his own fantasy.
Thank you to

karaokegal for the plot bunny, the beta and not threatening to leave me, and to

skyblue_reverie for input, suggestions and pointers.
( Superstar )

Current Mood: blah
Current Location: work

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H/W snapshot fic

Title: More than a Day
Words: ~450
Rating: G
A/N: I promised

skyblue_reverie that I would write some H/W “snapshot fiction” because she didn’t want to have to read Chase/Wilson. So, here it is. Thank you to

karaokegal for pointing out that what I mean isn’t always what I’ve said.

The prompts are word association, which is why they are a bit strange.

( More than a Day )

Current Mood: accomplished

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Collaborative House/Wilson fiction

Title: Forgiveness
Authors:

rivers_bend &

karaokegal
Rating: R (language and sexual situations)
Main Characters: H/W, Chase, Vogler
Word Count: 10,115 (but we promise it’s a quick read)
Summary: What if Chase had another reason for ratting House out to Vogler?
Spoilers for “Sports Medicine” “Cursed” “Control” “Babies & Bathwater” “Hunting” “The Mistake.”

Thanks to Beta Goddess Carol, who had the joy of dealing with two egos and helped smooth our two styles into a seamless whole.

( Forgiveness )

Current Mood: sleepy

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from fluff to dark

Title: This is not my beautiful wife
Fandom: House
Pairing: Wilson/Chase
Rating: 15/R
Summary: How do you get from here to here?
A/N:

kohl_rimmed_eye asked for Wilson/Chase. I gave her some. So did

karaokegal. Mine was a fluff fest and hers was dark. But

tigertrapped pointed out that there was a road between the two.

karaokegal and I decided to write the road.

( Here’s Wilson’s journey )

To go with Chase, head here.

Entry tags:

housefic,
slash

(no subject)

For

paperclipbitch because her fic rocks my world and she asked, and for

kohl_rimmed_eye because she kicked ass on her exams. Though I'm not sure if this is what she was after.

Fandom: House
Pairing: Wilson/Chase (and nothing to do with House, so H/W shippers, avert your eyes)
Rating: pg-13
Warnings: fluff so fluffy your teeth might hurt
thanks to

karaokegal for last minute beta

( Morning )

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House/Wilson gun!kink

Title: Reservoir Docs (thank you to

skyblue_reverie for the title)
Author: River
Rating: NC-17 gun!kink
For the August/September Challenge at

the_smut_couch, Grindhouse Cinema.
Thank you to

karaokegal for beta and

skyblue_reverie for conversation about words
( Reservoir Docs )

Current Mood: tired
Current Location: sofa of doom
Current Music: over excited seagulls

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House and Wilson

For

dontkickmycane because she asked and she is lovely and helps to keep me sane.
A not!crackfic with the line The answer to everything is these cookies. Bring the jar.

Rating: G
Words: ~530
Summary: Wilson truly understands the meaning of friendship.

( Sometimes cookies are the answer )

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crossover crack!fic

A couple of weeks ago,

jackoweskla mentioned AU, high school and tentacles in conjunction with House/Wilson fan fic. A crack!fic crossover bunny attacked. Here is what resulted.

Fandom: The Faculty and House
Rating: PG (for scenes of mild peril)
Words: ~2,800
Warnings: There’s crack. And AU. And James and Greg are in high school. And there’s tentacles. But no pr0n.
Disclaimers: I don’t own The Faculty. I don’t own House. This whole thing is so not my fault.
A/N: I figured while I was making House and Wilson 25 or so years younger I might as well set The Faculty today. If only because the video games are cooler now than they were in 1998.
Thank you to

karokegal and

fallen_arazil for beta on this.

( Back to School )

Current Music: Beautiful Wife ~ Natalie Merchant

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House West Wing Cross

Title: Conspiracies Chapter 3/3
Author: river
Fandoms: House M.D. and The West Wing
Words: ~2,300
Disclaimer: Greater minds than mine came up with these characters. I just borrowed them.
Summary: It seems every puzzle has a solution.
Written for delgasarasca’s fabulous ficathon. Other entries to be found here .
A/N: These shows don’t actually mesh in ‘real time’ very well, but this is set roughly in early S1 of House and late S3 of West Wing.
Prompt: Repetition does not transform a lie into the truth. ~ Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Thank you as always to karaokegal for beta, and to her hubby (the West Wing fan) as well.

Chapter 1
Chapter 2

( Conspiracies Chapter 3 )

Current Music: Gay Messiah ~ Rufus Wainwright

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(no subject)

Title: Conspiracies Chapter 2/3
Author: river
Fandoms: House M.D. and The West Wing
Words: ~2,250
Disclaimer: Greater minds than mine came up with these characters. I just borrowed them.
Summary: Some of the members of House’s team seem to have lost their minds and CJ has an admirer or two.
A/N: These shows don’t actually mesh in ‘real time’ very well, but this is set roughly in early S1 of House and late S3 of West Wing.
Written for delgasarasca’s fabulous ficathon. Other entries to be found here .
Prompt: Repetition does not transform a lie into the truth. ~ Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Thank you as always to karaokegal for beta, and to her hubby (the West Wing fan) as well.

Chapter 1

( Conspiracies Chapter 2 )