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Title: Reservoir Docs (thank you to [livejournal.com profile] skyblue_reverie for the title)
Author: River
Rating: NC-17 gun!kink
For the August/September Challenge at [livejournal.com profile] the_smut_couch, Grindhouse Cinema.
Thank you to [livejournal.com profile] karaokegal for beta and [livejournal.com profile] skyblue_reverie for conversation about words


Wilson and House were on their way back to the house after a long shift. The radio was on quietly in the background, words lost under the sound of the engine. Neither man had much to say to the other. Wilson was driving, concentrating on the road. Out of the corner of his eye, he saw House reach under the seat.

“What the… House? What are you doing?” The car swerved a little as Wilson felt something cold and hard jab him in the waist.

“I bet you knew from your first week in the Academy that something like this would happen some day. You probably thought it would be your first partner. They always give the bug-shit crazy cops to the rookies. No one else will work with them. You got lucky. Your first partner was a great cop. So was your second. The fates were just waiting until you got promoted to detective to saddle you with a whack-job.” House was grinning. He sounded cheerful. Conversational. Evil.

“Is that a… That’s not what I think it is? Christ. House --”

“Just keep driving, detective.” House moved his gun higher, poking his new partner in the ribs with the barrel.

Wilson tried not to cringe away from the press of steel. They trained cops for things like this. Though he was pretty sure the training didn’t anticipate a man’s partner holding the weapon. “House, I’ll drive wherever you want, you don’t need to hold me at gunpoint.”

“That’s not how this works. Turn left at the next corner.”

Wilson slowed and made the turn. The road dead-ended into a parking lot between two derelict looking warehouses. “Anywhere special you want me to park?” His attempted insouciance was betrayed by the quiver in his voice as the gun stabbed harder into his side.

“Behind the one on the right.”

Wilson did as he was told. When he turned off the engine he became aware of how loud his breathing was in the enclosed space.

“Hold out your hand.” House’s words brooked no argument. He dropped a ring of keys into Wilson’s palm. “The door on the side there. Open it. Remember I’ve got good aim. And a gun pointed at your back. No funny stuff.”

The keys were already slippery with sweat when Wilson closed his fingers around them. He opened the door slowly, walked around the car, and somehow fumbled a key into the lock. The first two he tried didn’t work, but the third turned smoothly. He sighed with relief. House was clearly capable of anything, and he didn’t want to look like he was stalling. He opened the door carefully. The warehouse was a single empty space apart from a corner which was partitioned off with half-height walls. Sunlight streamed in through windows set under the eaves. He heard a car door slam behind him.

“Don’t turn around.” Footsteps shuffled closer through the gravel of the lot. Wilson kept his back to the sound. He felt the other man behind him, and there was a brief pause while he wondered what was going to happen. Then fingers closed on his hipbone as chilled metal Had House been holding it in front of the air conditioning vent? edged down his spine. “I bet your cock’s as hard as this piece I’ve got in my hand, detective Wilson.” Only House could sneer a whisper like that.

Wilson knew that a verbal answer would be redundant. House could tell he was right by the handful of hard-on he was cupping, rubbing, gripping tightly. He used his grip to jerk Wilson backwards, trapping the gun between them, rubbing the evidence of his own arousal against Wilson’s ass. With a final, painful, squeeze, he let Wilson go and pushed him toward the room in the corner using the gun for emphasis.

The door had a deadbolt as well as the lock on the handle. Wilson wondered why, when all it would take was a ten foot ladder and anyone could be over the wall. Then he felt the gun caress his neck and his focus was back on House. Wilson still had the keys in his hand. He missed the keyhole completely when House’s tongue followed the path of the steel. “You taste good, detective. Scared.”

Once he’d swallowed the golf ball that seemed to be stuck in his throat, Wilson managed to get the right key in the lock and turn it. He lost track of which was more distracting, the length of House threatening him from behind or the tickle of warming gunmetal along his jaw. The door handle rattled, making him realize he was shaking. With fear? With lust? He wasn’t sure any more.

Finally the door burst open despite his fumblings. The room was about twelve feet square. The only thing in it was a desk. A huge, mahogany desk. Totally out of place in a warehouse, it belonged in the corner office of a Madison Avenue ad agency or a DC law firm. On closer inspection, the desk was old. The wood scarred and pitted, the finish dull. In seconds, Wilson’s vantage point was very close indeed.

“I thought you should see how the other half live. What it’s like to be a desk jockey instead of a cop. Riding a desk all day… Or should I say being ridden on a desk all day.” House’s hand was on the back of Wilson’s neck, flattening him face down on the table-top. The gun was tracing idle circles in the hair at the back of his head. The smell of sun-warmed wood was intoxicating. “Pull down your pants. I want you bare-assed.”

“What?” Wilson wasn’t sure he’d heard correctly.

The hand on Wilson’s neck squeezed more tightly and the gun slipped down to the hollow behind his ear. “Did I stutter?” House spoke with menacing deliberation. Wilson’s hands were on his belt before the last syllable faded.

When House put the gun down, Wilson was eye to eye with it. The words looking down the barrel of a gun had a lot more weight when you were actually doing it. These thoughts distracted him long enough for House to snap a pair of handcuffs around his wrists. “Wanna play good cop/bad cop? You’ve gotta promise to be good though. Bad cop/bad cop just isn’t the same.”

House leaned down so he could look Wilson in the eye. Wilson nodded. “I’ll be good.”

House chuckled. “I thought so.”

Wilson heard the sound of House pulling things out of his pocket, the zipper on his jeans, the swish of clothes. He fidgeted in anticipation, cock hard against his belly, shirt tail tickling its head. House’s fingers were cold and wet in the crack of his ass and then House was pressing forwards, filling him, stretching him, cock slippery with the shocking chill of lube, as Wilson struggled to open for him. Wilson gasped as House pulled him roughly backwards, and with a final thrust, was hot, slick hardness, so deep inside that Wilson felt hollowed out.

With his hands trapped behind him, Wilson had no choice but to fuck at House’s pace. Hard, fast, breath-taking. He felt the buttons on his shirt adding gouges to the finish on the desk-top as he was jerked forwards and back across its surface. The bruising grip on his hips eased, and warm fingers still slick with lube closed around his cock. Wilson’s moans echoed through the mahogany into his ear, amplifying not only sound but all other sensation as well. Exquisite friction - burning, cocks thrusting into slick heat, into flesh.

House collapsed onto Wilson’s back, digging the edges of the handcuffs into his sacrum. His hand relaxed and dropped away, leaving Wilson teetering on the edge of orgasm.

Pinned beneath the older man, Wilson was helpless. House gave no indication that he was going to move or even touch Wilson again, which filled him with utter desperation. He began to beg. “Please – I need – oh god – please…” He felt House shifting, the pinch of cuffs eased, his cock was sliding out, but instead of taking Wilson in his hand again he moved away completely. A click of metal on metal and he’d freed Wilson’s hands.

“Up on the desk. On your back.” Wilson stood on shaking legs. He turned and House looked appreciatively at his cock where it jutted out between his shirt tails. “Get naked first.”

Wilson undid buttons with trembling fingers, stepping out of his shoes and the tangle of fabric at his feet. It was all he could do not to touch himself, fuck his fist until he came under House’s steady gaze. Instead, he continued to obey orders, hoisting himself onto the desk and sliding back until he was lying in its center. His hip bumped the gun on its way past.

House came over and picked it up. Tucked it between Wilson’s legs, teasing at his balls. “Jerk yourself off.” Wilson didn’t wait for a second invitation.

Four strokes, maybe five and he was back on the edge. He jerked against the steel pressed to his perineum, glad for the remote location as he shouted House’s name.

* * * * * *

House somehow had a handkerchief did the man think of everything? and was cleaning Wilson’s chest. When they caught each other’s eye they both grinned. Wilson spoke first. “Did you tell him what it was for when you asked to borrow your dad’s service pistol?”

House laughed aloud. “No. Didn’t think he needed to know.”

“What about the rest of this? Where did this all come from?” Wilson’s gesture encompassed the room, the desk, the warehouse. He couldn’t imagine how House had managed to fulfil so many of the details of this fantasy.

“You remember Mr. Arnello? He –“

“Never mind, I don’t want to know.” Wilson thought the less he knew about any dealings House still had with the Arnellos the better. He didn’t even really want to know about the Corvette.

House threw Wilson his clothes. The glint in his eye sent a nervous thrill through Wilson’s stomach. “Don’t forget, next time we’re doing my fantasy.”
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posted by [identity profile] fallen-arazil.livejournal.com at 11:30pm on 20/08/2006
Ahhh, guns. I love guns. I think it must be because I'm from the south. 6_6

The idea of the gun belonging to House's dad just raises the kink to an entirely new level that makes me look at this fic like O_o Oh no he dinnit!

Anyway, yeah. Nice. Hot. Guns. Handcuffs. Guh.

*is rendered pre-verbal*

~Djinn
 
posted by [identity profile] rivers-bend.livejournal.com at 11:56pm on 20/08/2006
Why thank you my dear! Hope that is pre-verbal in that good way ;)

I didn't think of the dad factor being a kink o_O but glad it works for you.
 
posted by [identity profile] skyblue-reverie.livejournal.com at 12:07am on 21/08/2006
Love this! The twist ending is just delicious. Works even better with the Arnello reference. This was damn hot. Especially this:

Four strokes, maybe five and he was back on the edge. He jerked against the steel pressed to his perineum, glad for the remote location as he shouted House’s name.

Oh, GODyes! *pantpant*

Now you do know you're going to have to write up a sequel where we get to see House's fantasy, right? Right?! *g*

Oh, and I apologize to all and sundry for the puntastic groaner of a title. I am deeply, deeply ashamed. ;)
 
posted by [identity profile] rivers-bend.livejournal.com at 12:13am on 21/08/2006
Heee! Thank you darling. and perhaps, if you ask nicely... there will be a sequel :)
 
posted by [identity profile] acidic-flower.livejournal.com at 12:11am on 21/08/2006
kjdjkldg;jlasdlkasNNGH.
 
posted by [identity profile] rivers-bend.livejournal.com at 12:16am on 21/08/2006
Yay! keyboard mash!

glad you liked. (assumes that means you liked) :D
 
posted by [identity profile] vanillafluffy.livejournal.com at 12:48am on 21/08/2006
*loves* Oooh baby, more, more!
 
posted by [identity profile] rivers-bend.livejournal.com at 12:56am on 21/08/2006
More fantasies? more gun!kink?

The challenges on the_smut_couch are only monthly... I'll take requests til the next one comes up.
 
posted by [identity profile] rosewillread.livejournal.com at 02:28am on 21/08/2006
Hee!
Oh, boy.
Nice writing at the beginning, everything within the fantasy. And the whole thing was just woah!
 
posted by [identity profile] rivers-bend.livejournal.com at 06:00am on 21/08/2006
Thank you. This was one of those body slam plot bunnies ;)
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posted by [identity profile] rivers-bend.livejournal.com at 09:18am on 21/08/2006
*revives you*

You're welcome!!

heeee keyboard mash! *g*
 
posted by [identity profile] purridot.livejournal.com at 06:33am on 21/08/2006
Now *that* was a wild ride indeed! And the last line: no other word for it but perfection. <3
 
posted by [identity profile] rivers-bend.livejournal.com at 09:22am on 21/08/2006
*G*

Thank you!

and your icon adds YAY to the comment!happy
 
posted by [identity profile] drunken-kurage.livejournal.com at 06:34am on 21/08/2006
mmm, wilson's got some kinky fantasies there.

wonder what house' is?

-thinks. splodes-
 
posted by [identity profile] rivers-bend.livejournal.com at 09:24am on 21/08/2006
Wilson is a bit of a dark horse...

I am wondering if House can out do him actually ;)

Competative sort that he is, I expect he'll try.

Thank you for commenting. comments = love
 
posted by [identity profile] petriepuss.livejournal.com at 07:50am on 21/08/2006
That is a serious sort of kink! Seriously hot that is! I love how the whole thing started within the fantasy, I did a double take to make sure it wasn't AU, but the docs in the title kind of reassured me.

Anyway, who wouldn't love to be in Wilson's position? Really! *Trying to convince hubby to buy a realistic toy gun*
 
posted by [identity profile] rivers-bend.livejournal.com at 09:27am on 21/08/2006
The plot bunny was trying to talk me into an AU, but I liked this better. I'm glad it worked for you :D

Wilson is a lucky man having someone who would go to such lengths for him...
 
posted by [identity profile] captain-tulip.livejournal.com at 07:56am on 21/08/2006
Wow. Just - wow. Hot and funny and I'm so glad to be getting into the whole Grindhouse thing since this prompt came out. Nice job! *fans self* ♥
 
posted by [identity profile] rivers-bend.livejournal.com at 09:30am on 21/08/2006
Me, huge film nerd that I am, was still thinking, "Grindhouse? What's that? Heard the word but..." When I read the description I thought, "YES!"

Thank you *g*

Wow, and hot, and funny are for happy making
 
posted by [identity profile] meinos.livejournal.com at 07:57am on 21/08/2006
guh. hot, hot, hot.

I can't believe this is the only icon I have with the sexy kind of gun in it.

Did I mention, HOT? Because . . . hot. If all of the fics for this challenge are as good as what's been posted so far . . . I guess we're in for an incredibly hot month. *g*

I am dying to know what House's fantasy is, now.

Oh, BY THE WAY, this was hot.
 
posted by [identity profile] rivers-bend.livejournal.com at 09:33am on 21/08/2006
*icon!covet icon!covet*

Thank you!!!!

i assure you, as soon as I know what House's fantasy is, the smut couch H/W readership shall know :)
 
posted by [identity profile] daasgrrl.livejournal.com at 08:31am on 21/08/2006
Guh - gunkink! Desks! D/s! Oh, the hot. This really has been a good day for smut :)
 
posted by [identity profile] rivers-bend.livejournal.com at 09:35am on 21/08/2006
Thank you :D

Glad to help make the smut day good!
 
posted by [identity profile] boiledpotato.livejournal.com at 08:40am on 21/08/2006
HAHA!!
Oh my GOD that is so hot! And funny. At first I thought it was some very disturbing AU and that House was gonna shoot Wilson, but at the end I laughed out loud.
Thiss is EXCELLENT.
I'm hoping for a sequel, with House's fantasy?
:D
 
posted by [identity profile] rivers-bend.livejournal.com at 09:39am on 21/08/2006
Yay! Hot and funny makes me happy.

and capslock Excellent!

I haven't checked all the bunnies in the plotbunny garden, but I'm pretty sure none of them have disturbing AUs up their furry little sleeves.

crack!AUs maybe... ;)
 
posted by [identity profile] evila-elf.livejournal.com at 09:42am on 21/08/2006
O.
M.
G.
!!!!!
“Don’t forget, next time we’re doing my fantasy.”
And it all becomes clear!
Now...what would House's fantasy be?
^.^
 
posted by [identity profile] rivers-bend.livejournal.com at 10:14am on 21/08/2006
I hope that's a good OMG?

Grindhouse Cinema... it's a heck of a prompt.
 
posted by [identity profile] tigertrapped.livejournal.com at 11:05am on 21/08/2006
Just utterly brilliant - you dark horse! I had no idea you were writing anything like this. What a wonderful surprise!

Once he’d swallowed the golf ball that seemed to be stuck in his throat, Wilson managed to get the right key in the lock and turn it. He lost track of which was more distracting, the length of House threatening him from behind or the tickle of warming gunmetal along his jaw. The door handle rattled, making him realize he was shaking. With fear? With lust? He wasn’t sure any more.

Glorious. I hope you're writing House's fantasy RIGHT NOW. God, I can't wait!
 
posted by [identity profile] rivers-bend.livejournal.com at 11:12am on 21/08/2006
Thank you!

House has not shared his fantasy with me yet. As soon as he does I shall let you know :)

I'm kind of hoping he waits til the three WiPs are finished Hopefully it will be soon!
 
posted by [identity profile] silsbee329.livejournal.com at 02:36pm on 21/08/2006
WOW. Awesome idea and execution for the prompt. I loved the twist ending! ;)
 
posted by [identity profile] rivers-bend.livejournal.com at 02:41pm on 21/08/2006
Thank you, and thank you :)

When I read the definition of Grindhouse the idea of House and Wilson as cops just hit me -- BAM!

I'm so glad you liked the twist, that was the bit that worried me most.
ext_25882: (Hot Rupert)
posted by [identity profile] nightdog-barks.livejournal.com at 03:19pm on 21/08/2006
Oh my!

Well, this was nice to read first thing in the morning! Gets my day going the right way. Heh!

Great twisty kink. Thanks and more, please!
 
posted by [identity profile] rivers-bend.livejournal.com at 03:21pm on 21/08/2006
Glad I could start your day out right :D

You are very welcome. Hopefully the plot bunny harbouring House's fantasy will make itself known soon ;)
 
posted by [identity profile] karaokegal.livejournal.com at 06:06pm on 21/08/2006
All bow to Smutora Hortense, Goddess of Porn. The minute I saw the first version that this was going to be one of your classics.
 
posted by [identity profile] rivers-bend.livejournal.com at 06:11pm on 21/08/2006
horray for hand icons! :D

Thank you honey. And for the help. and the car thing ;)
 
posted by [identity profile] savemoony.livejournal.com at 06:10pm on 21/08/2006
Oh, girl, you totally *got it*. When I posted the prompt, I thought something liek this would come up. Excellent, Excellent indeed. The scene in the car? Oh... SO Perfect. It was just... stellar.
 
posted by [identity profile] rivers-bend.livejournal.com at 06:15pm on 21/08/2006
*claps and does a happy dance*

Oh thank you so much! I was not sure I was getting the prompt at all because this is not exactly my genre of cinema. I tried to think more Quentin than Last House on the Left because that film fricken scarred me for life.

I am so so pleased that I didn't just miss the point!
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posted by [identity profile] rivers-bend.livejournal.com at 08:27pm on 21/08/2006
That was the hottest thing I've ever read, EVER. I'm completely incoherent.

*is grinning from ear to ear like a complete loon*

Thank you!

*does a happy comment dance*
 
posted by [identity profile] deelaundry.livejournal.com at 09:55pm on 21/08/2006
Oy, you suck!! You didn't post this until this morning, so I couldn't look at it until after work, and I wasted 10 hours of my life not reading this HOTNESS! This pushed so many buttons that I am practically insane at this point. GUH!
 
posted by [identity profile] deelaundry.livejournal.com at 09:56pm on 21/08/2006
PS. I am friending you, you gorgeous thing. Don't try to stop me.
 
posted by [identity profile] fffaw.livejournal.com at 10:08pm on 21/08/2006
Wowsa! ::fans self:: A sequel may cause my brain to explode, but bring it on!
 
posted by [identity profile] rivers-bend.livejournal.com at 10:19pm on 21/08/2006
Well I would hate to cause anyone's brain to explode...

Thank you for commenting. :D

Glad you enjoyed!
 
posted by [identity profile] dragon-fall.livejournal.com at 11:11pm on 21/08/2006
::: falls out of chair while brain melts::: Oh, this was too tasty for words. Kinky House/Wilson is always a treat, but this was the cream of the crop. Will we get to see Wilson's fantasy? (please, pretty please with whip-creamed Hugh Laurie on top?)
 
posted by [identity profile] rivers-bend.livejournal.com at 11:21pm on 21/08/2006
I will write House's fantasy. I just need him to tell me what it is first. :)

So glad you liked! Thank you for reading and comments *happy dance*
 
posted by [identity profile] le-dook.livejournal.com at 01:03am on 22/08/2006
XD

Holy Crap. YEAH. That was... amazing. We get a sequel, right? Tell me we get a sequel.
 
posted by [identity profile] rivers-bend.livejournal.com at 01:16am on 22/08/2006
You get a sequel.

*looks out at plot bunny garden, tries to find House!fantasy bunny*

It's there somewhere. There will be a sequel :D
 
posted by [identity profile] dontkickmycane.livejournal.com at 10:58pm on 25/08/2006
Always with the surprises, you. Makes the stuff I come up with in my own mind quite tame and hardly worth the effort. Nice work.
 
posted by [identity profile] rivers-bend.livejournal.com at 10:56am on 26/08/2006
Tame, I'll buy. Though let's face it, this is kind of the kink of anti-tame... But hardly worth the effort I'm not having at all. What you come up with is more than worth the effort. It's just not quite so smutty!
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