rivers_bend

For lima_sierra who requested House/Wilson. UK speed. (ie set at the beginning of S3)More angst than porn. Sorry.

( Watching )

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DJINN

For the always wonderful, supremely talented, and ever deserving fallen_arazil on the occasion of her birthday…

Beta'd as ever by karaokegal… thank you.

I am posting this early because I am working all day tomorrow and would rather be early than late. With birthday presents as with life.

( James Wilson is a total slut. He really doesn't mean to be… Really )

Written for the hw_fest Prompt 187 (I think…) What if House and Wilson were potential watchers in the Buffyverse?
Title: Someone to Watch Over Me
Author: rivers_bend
Words: ~10,000
Rating: whatever an episode of Buffy would be rated… but not like Two to go or anything. Oh, and there's some swearing.
Summary: For some doctors, medicine is not their only calling.

A/N: This is necessarily AU. I've taken some liberties with the timelines; this is set prior to House MD S1, and sometime probably around series 5 of Buffy. I've made some of my own rules about the nature of being a potential slayer and a watcher. Apologies to the genius of Joss Whedon and his Buffyverse, but these crossovers get complicated!

Thank you thank you to skyblue_reverie, tigertrapped and karaokegal for comments, criticisms, and laughing at my witticisms.

( Someone to watch over me )

Ten House/Wilson drabbles. It's that housefic_pens first ten songs on Party Shuffle thing that's going around.

Every one's exactly 100 words. And let me tell you, that was a bitch.

Snark, schmoop and smut. I can't compete on the angst front. I figure, when you're worried about word count, it's best to stick to your strengths.

( God, I'm such a joiner )

Title: Breathless
Pairing: House/Wilson
Words: 100
Rating: teen plus (smut)
A/N: The boys have been pestering me to write some up against the wall sex, but I'm busy with the H_W ficathon and yuletide. I thought I might try a drabble sized thing and karaokegal said I'd need more than 100 words. I took that as a challenge. This is set after season two and before season three.

( Breathless )

Title: Who do you want to be today?
Fandom: House MD
Pairing: Chase/Foreman (Foreman/Chase? You decide)
Rating: Adult (SC)
Costume: Not my OTP, single POV, Original Character, no canon to be seen anywhere. (bits of me still visible? It’s still House, and it’s still smut…)
A/N: In the song lyric theme, the title is from Oingo Boingo’s Who do you want to be?

Thanks, applause, and bowing down to karaokegal who not only performed her usual beta duties, but also came up with the idea for this crazy costume party, causing me to write Chase/Foreman which is just too damn fun.
Thanks also to skyblue_reverie who helped me figure out what Foreman was thinking and how to get that across without taking you into his head.

( Who do you want to be today? )

Title: Like, woah. Take two.
Fandom: House
Pairing: Cuddy/Cameron
Words: 200
More valley girl crack. Once again, if you haven’t seen the Lisa/Jen extras on the series 2 DVDs what on earth have you been doing instead? this will make, like, waaaaay less sense than it even does if you have.
So like, totally go to youtube and watch them. They’re hella funny.

I promised this to victorian_tweed in return for Strangers with Candy crack. So blame thank her.

( Like, woah. Take two. )

Title: Like, woah
Pairing: Cuddy/Cameron
Rating: PG13
Words: 160
A/N: if you haven’t seen the Lisa/Jen extras on the series 2 DVDs this will make, like, waaaaay less sense than it even does if you have.
So like, totally go to youtube and watch them. They’re hella funny.

I have karaokegal to thank for beta and you have her to blame thank for telling me that work hadn’t completely made me take leave of my senses and I could post this.

eta tigertrapped tells me it's best not to read this whilst drinking anything. (sorry!)

( Crack, like, woah )

Fandom: Crossover :: The L Word/House
Pairing: Shane/Cameron
Prompt: flirting
Requested by: snarkylightning
Rating: PG
Words: 100

For femslash100’s drabbletag

( flirting )

Title: Jealousy
Pairing: Wilson/Chase, House/Wilson implied
Words: 111
Rating: R
kohl_rimmed_eye mentioned wanting W/Ch balcony sex where maybe House saw them. This sprang fully formed and unbidden into my head.

( Jealousy )