rivers_bend

Title: Like, woah
Pairing: Cuddy/Cameron
Rating: PG13
Words: 160
A/N: if you haven’t seen the Lisa/Jen extras on the series 2 DVDs this will make, like, waaaaay less sense than it even does if you have.
So like, totally go to youtube and watch them. They’re hella funny.

I have karaokegal to thank for beta and you have her to blame thank for telling me that work hadn’t completely made me take leave of my senses and I could post this.

eta tigertrapped tells me it's best not to read this whilst drinking anything. (sorry!)



Cuddy was like so totally sick of that girl like staring at her all the time. She would just be like standing there, on the other side of the glass, all moony-eyed and stuff. She was so going to talk to her about it.

“Omigod, you are like such a loser. It totally grosses me out when you like stare at me like that.”

“Duh? I’m like so not staring, ok? Like, it’s just, like, you’re so awesome that I majorly want to get horizontal with you. And when you, I don’t know, look so busy? Like I just was waiting. Til, like, you were done?”

“But like I’m totally your boss? So like, you so shouldn’t want to do me?”

“But Lisa, it would be tubular to the max to like fuck you, like on your desk or something?”

“Yeh, I’m like so sure you want to do that.”

“Come on! It’ll be bitchin! You’re way bodacious.”

“Like, sure.”