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Title: Like, woah. Take two.
Fandom: House
Pairing: Cuddy/Cameron
Words: 200
More valley girl crack. Once again, if you haven’t seen the Lisa/Jen extras on the series 2 DVDs what on earth have you been doing instead? this will make, like, waaaaay less sense than it even does if you have.
So like, totally go to youtube and watch them. They’re hella funny.

I promised this to victorian_tweed in return for Strangers with Candy crack. So blame thank her.




"Cameron, like, are you ready yet? We're so going to be late."

"Ya, like hang on. I'm just finishing up in here." Cameron stuck her head out the bathroom door.

"Omigod! Grody to the max. Is that like, mayonnaise on your face?" Cuddy could totally smell it and at this time of the morning it was just gross.

"Omigod totally! It like makes my skin all soft and smooth? So like, I look all young?"

"Barf me out the door. I am like totally never kissing you again."

"Like no way! You'll totally kiss me."

"Eeeew. Totally not if you smell like, all like, tuna salad or something."

"Grody, Lisa, like I'd never smell like tuna. Gag me with a spoon. I like totally wash it off, and then use, like, Clinique? So like, I smell all fresh? I totally do this like three times a week, and you've like never noticed before, so totally don't worry."

"Like, ok, but if I smell mayonnaise, I'm so totally making you move out. And you better not get any, like, on the tiles."

"Swear to god, I'm like, totally careful." Cameron came out looking all pretty. "Like, I'm all ready. Let's go."