a post about footwear.

[rivers_bend]

I was lying in bed before dawn this morning thinking about shoes (not like that, dirty), and I started thinking about how I actually do love shoes in a way that I could have been lying there thinking about shoes that make me UNF in my unfing bits, not just in a grabby-hands way, and I realized that I cannot think of a single pair of flats that has ever made me UNF. Flats that are cute as hell? yes. Flats that make an outfit pop? sure thing. but not that are gonna make me look at a woman and think, get in me. But this is not to say that there are no shoes that aren't heels for me to UNF over. When I say 'flats' I mean what you get when you hit the flats search filter on Zappos or whatever.

So then I had to go and image search UNFy not-heels. And apparently make a post about it. Because it's not like I have a big bang to finish or any housework to do.




combat boots are yay, and slouchy, worn-in combat boots are even more yay. and by yay, I mean UNF


I also like well-worn non-laced boots


and cowboy boots. I think it's a competency kink thing.


but I also like shiny. mmmmm shiny.


and buckles


lots of buckles


lots and lots of files buckles.


and also converse. especially sexy to me with bare ankles. it is an eternal sadness to me that I do not have converse-shaped feet.

There are also many flat sandals that I like, but I promised that I was going to stop looking at shoes at 10:00, so I'm not posting any pictures of them. The trouble is that boots are very distracting.

so there. Aren't you glad I took the time to share my opinion on sexy footwear? Of course you are :D

Comments

[sorchasilver.livejournal.com]

AND NOW I WANT TO BUY ALL THE BOOTS! ARGH!!!! THANK YOU FOR THAT! Also new Converse /o\ (Dear Self, it is November, you can have new Chucks in the spring, mmkkay?)

;P

I never find heels that hot, probably because I can't wear them and so my main thought is always "how have you not broken your ankle yet?" Um, possibly I am missing the point entirely! **facepalm*

[rivers-bend.livejournal.com]

I am kept from buying all the boots by my calves. They are a great money saver!

I find heels WAY WAY WAY too hot. like RIDICULOUSLY so. I can't wear many of them, so I always have a lustful admiration for women who can. Also, I am definitely a leg (and boobs) girl when I'm in objectify mode, and heels change the shape of a person's leg in ways I find super sexy. I could not possibly make a post about the heels I find sexy. I'd be here until 2018.

At the end of the day, though, it's how a woman wears her shoes. and clothes. and skin. that makes my loins sit up and take notice. :D

[meesasometimes.livejournal.com]

I enjoyed this post entirely too much :)

I myself have a bit of a kink for white sneakers...which may or may not be Keds, and may or may not have to do with one "Baby" Housman from Dirty Dancing :)

My girl would tell you she fell for me because of the knee-high fringed moccasins I wore everyday in college, in fact there is a 20yr. old pic of me on her work desk wearing those moccs. Shoes count for alot!!!!!

[rivers-bend.livejournal.com]

Yay! I totally get the Baby thing :D (only for me white Keds remind me mostly of my grandmother, who wore them every day for all the years I remember her, so I look on them with much fondess, but no lust)

I love the fringed moccasins story! That's awesome :D :D

[lostakasha.livejournal.com]

Why, yes, I am very glad! I've had a Frye boot fetish since college. Rmmm. In my heart I am a true shitckicker grrrl.

[rivers-bend.livejournal.com]

omg I nearly DIED at the boots store at Wall Drug in Wall, SD. ALL THE FRYE BOOTS. ALL OF THEM. If your route takes you anywhere near there, I'd stop. (the whole place is incredible, though part of that might have been the thousands of people on the Sturgis ride when I was there)

Why don't I have a cowboy boot icon? this is a horrible oversight.

[mnkyjnkieang.livejournal.com]

This is an excellent topic for a post. EXCELLENT. I want ALL THE SEXY HEELS EVER. I don't wear them often because they are hazardous to my well being, but I love them and the way they make my ankles look pretty.

I just want to know where European women learn to walk in heels. Stilettos even. On busted up sidewalks and cobblestones that threaten my stability in ANY TYPE OF FOOTWEAR. What is that fuckery?

These are UNFy to me (though not so much when I wear them *sad face*)


Pointy toe, buckle, chain. What is it about buckles anyway?

[rivers-bend.livejournal.com]

Those are definitely unfy boots. and word on the cobblestones. I don't know how they do it!

[mnkyjnkieang.livejournal.com]

I think they are trained from birth. It's the only explanation.

[geeklite.livejournal.com]

Ha! I don't know whether I should keep wearing combat boots and Converse at you or not now ;)

<3

(PS. Lunch again soon? Or shopping?)

[rivers-bend.livejournal.com]

I promise not to threaten your virtue! :D

♥

[ciel-vert.livejournal.com]

Mmmmmmmmm boots. I need new boots.

I also need new Converse. My chucks are so disgusting, but they're also the most comfortable things in the world, because I've had them for so long. Sigh.

[rivers-bend.livejournal.com]

I am so so sad that I cannot wear chucks. :(

I need some kind of waterproof boots. though I can only wear ankle boots because other ones don't fit me. I do love a girl in boots, though :D

[lizibabes.livejournal.com]

I love shoes, You've made me want to shop!
I love boots and heels.....and boots with heels.
I have this new pair, leather, not long, buckles and fuck me heels :D

great post!

[rivers-bend.livejournal.com]

Those boots of yours sound awesome! :D :D

thank you!

[vae]

You know, those boots with lots and lots of buckles look all kinds of familiar...

[rivers-bend.livejournal.com]

UNNNNNNNNNNF, is all I'm saying :D :D :D

[wendy.livejournal.com]

CONVERSE.

[rivers-bend.livejournal.com]

:D :D

♥

[tabularassa.livejournal.com]

I AGREE WITH THIS POST. UNF! I has a shoe fetish...

[rivers-bend.livejournal.com]

omg I want to have sex with your icon.

[tabularassa.livejournal.com]

Me too, bb. ME TOO.

[lmichelle599.livejournal.com]

Someone has a kink. :P

I can't wear heels, but do find them sexy. I do love black and those shiny boots above are hot. I admit I have noticed some of Adam's footwear, especially if they are black boots. ;)

[rivers-bend.livejournal.com]

I for sure have a shoe kink!

he has a lot of hot shoes. it's true. and some fucking ugly ones

[fleurdeliser.livejournal.com]

IC that X-Files reference. You = win.

[rivers-bend.livejournal.com]

\o/

I couldn't help it. even after however many years, I always have to say it

[earlofcardigans.livejournal.com]

I just bought knee high shiny boots with buckles! I can't wait to wear them.

And I, too, do not have Converse shaped feet and always think other people that wear them are awesome.

[rivers-bend.livejournal.com]

oooh, those sound awesome!

isn't it the saddest thing to not be able to wear converse? :(

[flyingichthyo.livejournal.com]

Girl. Check it. http://www.freepeople.com/catalog-oct-11-catalog-oct-11-catalog-items/hacienda-lace-up-boot/

They come in black, AND brown. Mmmmm, I want these so bad I can fuckin' taste it.

[eaivalefay.livejournal.com]

BOOTS. *_* I ♥ boots. Buckle boots homg. Worn in rough boots. Goth boots. All boots. Damn, I want to shop now.

[rivers-bend.livejournal.com]

so many boots! I shopped today, but managed not to buy any shoes at all. I am proud.