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I was lying in bed before dawn this morning thinking about shoes (not like that, dirty), and I started thinking about how I actually do love shoes in a way that I could have been lying there thinking about shoes that make me UNF in my unfing bits, not just in a grabby-hands way, and I realized that I cannot think of a single pair of flats that has ever made me UNF. Flats that are cute as hell? yes. Flats that make an outfit pop? sure thing. but not that are gonna make me look at a woman and think, get in me. But this is not to say that there are no shoes that aren't heels for me to UNF over. When I say 'flats' I mean what you get when you hit the flats search filter on Zappos or whatever.

So then I had to go and image search UNFy not-heels. And apparently make a post about it. Because it's not like I have a big bang to finish or any housework to do.




combat boots are yay, and slouchy, worn-in combat boots are even more yay. and by yay, I mean UNF


I also like well-worn non-laced boots


and cowboy boots. I think it's a competency kink thing.


but I also like shiny. mmmmm shiny.


and buckles


lots of buckles


lots and lots of files buckles.


and also converse. especially sexy to me with bare ankles. it is an eternal sadness to me that I do not have converse-shaped feet.

There are also many flat sandals that I like, but I promised that I was going to stop looking at shoes at 10:00, so I'm not posting any pictures of them. The trouble is that boots are very distracting.

so there. Aren't you glad I took the time to share my opinion on sexy footwear? Of course you are :D