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Apparently KStew wants me dead. I cannot think of another explanation for the insane hotness that is this photoshoot.




Tom Monroe for Elle June 2012

also, be tinier with Charlize Theron, please...


idk the source for this one, but it's giving me all kinds of very dirty thoughts. Whatever. They're both amazing.

I was lying in bed before dawn this morning thinking about shoes (not like that, dirty), and I started thinking about how I actually do love shoes in a way that I could have been lying there thinking about shoes that make me UNF in my unfing bits, not just in a grabby-hands way, and I realized that I cannot think of a single pair of flats that has ever made me UNF. Flats that are cute as hell? yes. Flats that make an outfit pop? sure thing. but not that are gonna make me look at a woman and think, get in me. But this is not to say that there are no shoes that aren't heels for me to UNF over. When I say 'flats' I mean what you get when you hit the flats search filter on Zappos or whatever.

So then I had to go and image search UNFy not-heels. And apparently make a post about it. Because it's not like I have a big bang to finish or any housework to do.

( pictures! )

so there. Aren't you glad I took the time to share my opinion on sexy footwear? Of course you are :D