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Dear Dad,

Asking me to run errands for you and then taking your car away all day is not the best way to get your errands run on days Mom has her volunteering stuff. Please arrange better carpools.

Yours,
Stranded

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Dear Octopus,

Please be less awesome. You are too cute running like that, and I hurt myself flailing.

Sincerely,
with sprained wrists

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Dear Mr. President,

Your grin makes me grin. Like this:


Grinningly Yours,
no, really.

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Dear American tofu hotdog makers,

Please make your hotdogs taste better.

Yours,
the one who used to live in England where tofudogs were good.

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Dear Hummingbird bush outside my window,

It's winter now. And I love that you still have both flowers and hummingbirds.

Distractedly yours,
a hummingbird fan