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Title: They Got Rivers of Gold
Pairing: Jensen Ackles/Anderson Cooper (implied Jensen/Jared UST)
Rating: NC-17
Words: 5300
The Obvious: I do not know Anderson Cooper or Jensen Ackles or anyone else mentioned in this story, and neither imagine nor mean to imply this happened.
A/N: This follows Right Floor, though this stands alone if your reading time is short. It's set in an utterly fictional alternate future in which Jared and Sandy are married and Jensen and Danneel are not.
Summary: Jensen needs classier booty calls. Anderson Cooper fits the bill.

( They got rivers of gold )

This is specifically for jelloh0530 (who jokingly said this pairing could be called Cookles and thus made me realize that they could also be called Cockles, which made me laugh until I had a coughing fit), snarkyrainbow, insaneboingo, and delicatelight, but is also for anyone else on my flist who reads RPS and finds either Jensen Ackles or Anderson Cooper sexy. Random pairing is random, but even though it totally breaks my OTP, I have to admit I kind of like it.

Oh. and the title is from Fairytale of New York by the Pogues.

Title: Wrong Right Floor
Pairing: Jensen Ackles/Anderson Cooper (mentions of Jared/Sandy and Jensen/Jared UST)
Rating: Adult
Words: 4,600
The Obvious: I do not know Anderson Cooper or Jensen Ackles or anyone else mentioned in this story, and neither imagine nor mean to imply this happened.
Summary: Walking like someone who knew where he was going, Jensen rounded the corner and crashed chest to chest into someone making the turn into the elevator vestibule.
A/N: This is more than the usual AU, taking place in an alternate New York where MTV and Comedy Central share office and studio space. Shush.

( yeah, I don’t know either *g* You'll have to read it and see… )

Title: A Gala Affair
Pairing: George Clooney/Anderson Cooper
Rating: strong R (explicit sex)
Words: ~2,800
Warnings: RPS, giggling, a resounding lack of angst
A/N: This is written for karaokegal's birthday.
Disclaimer: What George Clooney and Anderson Cooper do in their free time is entirely up to them, and I neither know nor claim to know anything about it. What fic!George and fic!Anderson do in my head, is pretty much this.

Thank you to skyblue_reverie for beta and American English checking, in a totally unfamiliar fandom.


( A Gala Affair )