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Back when I was writing in House fandom, a hundred years ago, I was known for writing "hand porn". I've had a thing for hands since I was at least ten years old--that's when I remember realizing I was obsessed with my best friend's fingers--and I love them to this day.

I have been drooling over this vid for the last fifteen minutes, and I really need to go to sleep, so I am putting it here, so I can find it easily. and, yk, share, in case there are other hand fans out there :D

ETA OMG FIFTEEN MINUTES OF GORGEOUSNESS

*DROOLS EVERYWHERE* idec what.

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You wrote House fic? Excuse me while I go plunder your fic tags.

Also, HAND PORN HELLO.

LOL yes. House/Wilson was my first ship. probably the fic isn't that great, given it was the first fic I wrote, really, but it's all here (http://rivers-bend.livejournal.com/tag/housefic) :D

and OMG YES. HAND PORN OF JOY.

Tucking that list away for a rainy day!

So i'm not so much about the hand porn...

but Jesus God I melt over someone playing guitar... :P Thank you for posting this!! Tee hee hee

There now you've made me confess to my long held secret guitar porn fetish... :P

what with the whole hand thing, I cannot imagine not having a guitar porn fetish, so :D :D

To be sure, I don't know WHAT you're talking about!!

(http://pics.livejournal.com/gregoria44/pic/000pwwh1/)

(http://pics.livejournal.com/gregoria44/pic/000rc2ce/)

Hand porn, bassplayershavephallichandplacement porn - it's all the same to me ;D

As an aside, was watching telly last night and thought they'd just shown Adam waiting to perform on a show. Camera cut back and it was not. There was nary a sparklet of glitter, nor any colour in the guy's outfit. Quite frankly, I was ashamed of myself. Heh!

oooh that top picture has awesome lips happening, too :D :D

and lol that is kind of HILARIOUS. though, tbh, since Adam is looking like this these days, nary a sparklet of glitter nor any colour is about right LOL

Hands! Yesss, pretty hands are sexy!
Then again, what isn't sexy about Tommy Joe? :D
Well, he could look into suspenders, hahah! No, not really, his undies are funny too (maybe he wants to make a point about NOT WEARING BOXERS! Go Tommy!).

gregoria44:
Dammit, Adam's like dead people, right? Like deceased family members even, you see them everywhere you go! :O

I don't even think there's that much similarity, really!

Danny from The Script:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/glastonbury/2009/artists/script/photos/

Even worse, I've been mishearing this band as 'The Scrips', which would be a rubbish name for a band!!

Nope, not a lot of similarity. The hair a little bit. Tiny bit.

But the mishearing, I am not the only one? Good to know.
The acoustic version of Aftermath? Someone in the audience screams TOOMMMYYY and I KEEP hearing AUDREYYYY. Which is my name. So I suspiciously look around me (when in public with headphones). Weird! I blame oxytocin.

UNF yes his hands!

There goes my productivity for the morning :)

there goes my productivity forever at this rate. I have added the new 15-minute vid of him playing, and now there is TOO MUCH HOTNESS :D

i've always had a thing for hands, too. over the weekend, my son and i watched *Social Network* and both loved it. there was a moment in a deposition scene where jesse eisenberg's fingers moved just so and i was undone. (must make jesse eisenberg icon... *s*)

google gave me this photo, quite apt for the topic. :D

oooh, yes. very apt!

He does have awesome hands in that movie. I hadn't really noticed them before, but he's quite twitchy with them in Social Network :D

WELL HEL-LO THAR TOMMY JOE *__________* Much as I love boys mucking around on bass (curse you Mark Hoppus! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbmAUQoScL4)), someone give the boy a guitar, please? Because DFW.

Also, lololol the ending! That is why we wear belts, bb. And his hair is looking amazing actually. *grabby hands*

but he IS wearing a belt. just there is nothing for the belt to grip. or he needs a leather punch :D :D

UNF ICON OMG. speaking of DFW.

Oh wow, so he's so assless that even a belt can't save his trousers from falling down?! lol oh Tommy.

:DD IKR? pre-kids!Britney FTW!

Humna humna! ~O_O~

It's the vibrato motion that gets me. UNF. Probably goes without saying that I had it BAD for the guys that played bass and cello in our school orchestra in MS and HS. Just couldn't keep my eyes off their HANDS from over in the violin section. XD

*dies*

I added a new video to the post. fifteen minutes of UBER HOTNESS.

lol I can see how that would be!!

No one in my circle of friends gets it when I flail about hands. I'm so glad y'all see it, too. I have slightly converted friends to the joys of watching guitarist's/bassist's hands while playing. Especially bassists UNF!!

omg HAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSS. :D :D

So the hands are AMAZING, and I'm just gonna watch a couple dozen more times for that, but TOMMY. What the FUCK is going on with your pants, bb?

HE HAS NO ASS. IT IS VERY HARD TO HOLD PANTS UP WITH NO ASS (or so I hear. I do not have the ass issue, myself)

I think he bends his knees to sit down and it just yanks his pants down. bless him. There is a new vid in the post--fifteen minutes of Tommy playing bass and gazing at Monte as he plays guitar. UNF&AWW.

Oh, yum. When I wasn't watching Adam or Sasha on stage, I'll confess that Tommy's hands were my focus. And this was lovely.

However, wtf is with his pants? Are they so tight that he can't sit down with them on?! I guess I'm old enought that I just don't get the "pants so low they're falling off" style thing.

It is very hard to not watch Adam and Sasha is definitely a favourite, too. But oh damn, Tommy's hands! :D :D

bless him. he has no ass with which to hold his pants up. when he bends his legs to sit, they just slide right down his ass. Or when he puts anything in his back pocket, like a wireless amp pack. :D

Hands and wrists = unf.

Every couple of viewings, I have to focus in on his hair and think about how great it would be to play with. Sometimes I get the urge to pet him like a kitty /cray.

OH GOD HIS HAIR, TOO. UNF UNF.

how about underwear porn ..or Tommy's ass porn...the damn thing keeps comin out. ...lol i think that boy needs to grow an ass to keep his pants up ..or maybe not, cuz really i dont mind AT ALL seeing it ..lol but yes, his hands ..those long fingers ..yummmmm

poor boy can't keep it in his pants :D

lol

OMG I finally got a chance to watch, yay!

Apart from all the awesomeness (which I don't even need to highlight to you in any way as I know you have it all covered) the first thing he plays is Muse, heee!

YAY! I'm so glad you got to watch finally!

LOL does it surprise you at all that I had no idea?

Nope not surprised! Muse is very loud guitary.

(I followed your twitlink to damnyouautocorrect and I now have sore abs.)

Tommy's hands make my heart flutter, and I'm NEVER the hand girl, but somethingabout them is just plain sexy!!

His hands are AMAAAAAAAAAAAAZING. :D

Dude. I totally admit to having a thing for hands. Like, a major thing. (I also have a huge thing for drawing hands, even though they always turn out shitty).
And I totally love watching people play guitar (and violin and piano--fucking *piano* unf.) but it's even better when it's Tommy Joe.
Because Jesus fucking Christ, Ratliff, HOW ARE YOU REAL.
I can't even. Seriously.

Massive yay for him being Adam's lead guitarist now. (Loved him on bass too but gahd.)
And have you seen him playing guitar? Those videos where he's with Ravi Dhar and The Heartless? Cannot even tell you how many times I watched that shit, seriously. (Extra kink in the Killer video when he's all cut up and bleeding and strapped to a table by murderous hookers or whatever it was they were supposed to be. Mmmm...)

Also, I love how low his pants are in that video. He's wearing a belt, yeah? Is his ass really so tiny that he can't even keep up his jeans? (I am totally not mentally writing fic about Adam getting off on how tiny Tommy is compared to him. Totally not. >.>)

There is just too much in this post... too much everything. I must stop before I cry tears of joy and begin keyboard smashing.

Ranty comment brought to you by no sleep and three am cups of coffee!

Edited 2012-01-21 14:45 (UTC)

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