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posted by [personal profile] rivers_bend at 11:14am on 27/01/2010 under , ,
Totally without trying, or even knowing I wanted it, I found two delightful RDJ RPS fics in the last two days.

Cute ones are usually gay by [livejournal.com profile] paperclipbitch, which is a hilarious, adorable, and OMGSOHOT Robert/Jude drunk!fic. ~5500 words, NC-17 rating. I'm pretty sure that a wasted out of his head Jude torn between OMGWANT and OMGBADIDEA is my favorite Jude.

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Not Quite Ready for Primetime by ponderosa121 over at IJ (also posted here at her dreamwidth, ponderosa, if you prefer). It is delicious RDJ/Kiefer Sutherland Bratpack fic, with bonus voyeur Billy Zane. ~1200 words, NC-17 rating. Just picturing Lost Boys-era Kiefer and Less Than Zero-era Robert riding around in a car and living together is hot enough. Add in the delicious porn? hellz yeah.
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posted by [identity profile] andreth47.livejournal.com at 08:54pm on 27/01/2010
Oooh, RPS. This fandom is all over the RPS already, aren't they? Well. Not like you can blame them!

blue_soaring has a new Holmes/Watson (http://community.livejournal.com/holmeswatson09/191955.html), too. :D
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posted by [identity profile] rivers-bend.livejournal.com at 04:55am on 28/01/2010
oh, yay! thank you for the link. I hadn't seen that one.

hahaha definitely can't blame them. The boys definitely give fodder for ficcing.
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posted by [identity profile] ennui-blue-lite.livejournal.com at 04:50am on 28/01/2010
Okay, I have kinda an RPS squick, but I'm still reading these. :) Thank you!
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posted by [identity profile] rivers-bend.livejournal.com at 04:52am on 28/01/2010
the first one definitely mentions cheating, but the second one is long before any kind of relationships. it's adorable and hot.
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posted by [identity profile] fromyourashes.livejournal.com at 03:25pm on 28/01/2010
I just realized I can't do RDJ RPS. WTF? WHY NOT? I like Holmes/Watson. I have nothing against RPS. I LOVE RPS MORE, ACTUALLY. D:
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posted by [identity profile] rivers-bend.livejournal.com at 04:46pm on 28/01/2010
I don't know why not! that is kind of a tragedy. I do feel a little uncomfortable about the cheating-on-wife aspect of now RPS, but am seduced by the pretty. I'm pretty sure I could read RPS about him in the 80s forever, though.
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posted by [identity profile] fromyourashes.livejournal.com at 05:05pm on 28/01/2010
Oh, tell me you have links to 80's RDJ RPS, I beg you. Good god, I'll even read porn about Andrew McCarthy for that.

Yeah, maybe it's the cheating aspect. He just seems so HAPPY with her and...that makes no sense, what with my love for Jared doing Jensen RPS, even when he was with Sandy. Hmm. Sad.
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posted by [identity profile] rivers-bend.livejournal.com at 05:09pm on 28/01/2010
THE SECOND FIC IN THIS VERY POST IS 80S RPS. :D :D that's the only one I know about, though. these two fics are the sum total of my RDJ RPS knowledge. But dude. GET UP THERE AND READ ABOUT YOUNG ROBERT DOING YOUNG KEIFER IN THE BACK OF A CAR WHILE BILLY ZANE DRIVES THEM AROUND.
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posted by [identity profile] fromyourashes.livejournal.com at 05:16pm on 28/01/2010
*flees to fic* OMG. SO EXCITED FOR PORN OMG.
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posted by [identity profile] fromyourashes.livejournal.com at 05:31pm on 28/01/2010
Ok. That was hot. I even tried the other one, but I just can't. What a WASTE, omg.

Billy Zane, though...christ, I could get behind some Zane/RDJ fic. Goodness.
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posted by [identity profile] rivers-bend.livejournal.com at 05:36pm on 28/01/2010
I just had to pretend, reading the other one, that Robert and his wife has an agreement, and that his wife was off having super hot sex with Rachel McAdams, and then they were going to talk dirty to each other the next time. SO I TOTALLY GET IT.

but OMG RIGHT? I was totally imagining Billy in the front seat squirming and getting all pissed off because Robert had never given him messy head, and he WANTED it, damn it, and he would be worrying about how he was gonna crash the car because he couldn't keep his eyes off the rear view mirror, except he's so fucking hard that he can't even give a shit if he drives into a ditch, as long as he can see Robert's friction-pink lips...

um yeah. SO ANYWAY. I think pond should make this a WHOLE SERIES of RDJ having sloppy-hot sex with all the pretty 80s boys. and um. what's his name. Rob Lowe. He could maybe get double teamed by Robert and Billy.
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