rivers_bend

stolen from around my flist, put the first line of ten of your fics into translation party and then post the original and the equilibrium result (or the one you like best if it never reaches equilibrium).



In the beached margin of the sea: In Filcher's Hollow, just over a mile south south west from the lightning-struck oak on Pillar Mountain Road, there is a clearing in the woods.
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Oakwood Hollow Filcher miles south west of the road will be excluded from Sandamaunten.

Doggy Style: Sam was thirteen the first time he couldn't take his eyes off his brother's dick.
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Sam 13 people, my brothers, look at last year, the first man on the left side of the penis. (Sam always liked being the first man on the left side of the penis, you know)


High Score: Dad had started letting Dean come with him sometimes to meet with sources after Dean turned eighteen, but not when that would mean leaving Sam alone to wander around a truck stop, so this time he handed them a fistful of crumpled ones and told them to go to the arcade, meet him back at the car in an hour.
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December 18, after the back seat of his father, he is, I still, on average, he was Dean and Dean of the car, I can be home with him have been suppressed Torakkusutoppusamu Arcade was the source of data is scheduled to meet my customers. At this point, now is the time to respond. (Equilibrium unlikely. again. But I LOLd at this. WHERE DID THEY GET DECEMBER? but my fave is "he was Dean and Dean of the car")

You show me yours and I'll show you mine John Winchester badly rolls his ankle coming out of a Laundromat in Roscommon Michigan, the day they are supposed to leave town.
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Jonuinchesuta bad, launderette Rosukomonmishigan the ankle, they will roll back this day has come to leave the town. (how rude! Equilibrium was found in five moves, and they said, "That didn't even make much sense in English!")

He is the wind in the door: Dean hates Georgia before they even get there, just on principle.
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Before I get hate Dinjojia principles.

Cool is Hot: Sam is starting to wonder if John Winchester's ability to find the hottest place in the country during the hottest month of the year is a some kind of curse from an evil god, or if he's just trying to kills his sons.
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One of the nation as a whole, the hottest month Jonuinchesuta ability, heat resistance, including his only attempt, found the seeds of an evil curse from God to kill him and his son. (this not only never found equilibrium, it froze the page completely. Heat resistance. it has none.)

The Morning After: When Pavel Chekov was eleven years old, he went to stay with his grandmother for two weeks while his parents were in London.
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Pavel Chekov at the age of 11, was with his parents and grandmother went to London two weeks later. (um. no. not quite, but thanks for playing)

The one with the Brindmolian sex venom Hikaru Sulu is absolutely certain that he needs at least eighteen hours rest before it will be even remotely possible for him to have sex again.
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Hikarusuru even before he is really back, and the remaining 18 hours, at least one remote is reliable and requires a single gender and one day. (failed again! clearly I suck at writing things that can be translated into Japanese.)

Table for Two: Lieutenant Sulu is doing that thing again that Pavel wishes he would not do.
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Lieutenant Sulu, is not expected to return to Pavel. (THEY MADE ANGST OF MY SCHMOOP)

Ensign Dependable: Jim would be laughing his ass off if he could see his best friend right now.
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If he, Jim and friends, laughed his ass off right away.