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Title: The World's Favorite Pastime
Pairing: Adam/right hand, Adam/Tommy
Words: 780
Rating: NC17
The Obvious: I do not know any of the people whose public personas are used in this story and neither believe nor mean to imply this ever happened.
Enticements/Warnings: adolescent masturbation and pornography viewing
A/N: My final fic for mmom 2011. 31/31. Part of my World Verse, comes after And Follow Thee... and also after World Enough and Time.
Summary: Five times Adam jerks off.



1.
It turns out when you type "gay porn" into Google, you get actual real gay porn videos. Adam had been envisioning ages spent digging through broken links and computer-destroying popup hell just to get forty-five seconds of dick. Obviously all that doom and gloom was just meant to put him off. There are a lot to choose from, but he finds one with two guys who look like maybe they're in high school, which he likes better than the older guys. He's heard some of the eighth-grade girls talking about Mr. Halpert and how he's so cute and they love him, but he's like twenty-five at least, and Adam's more into the councilor at drama camp who's only seventeen. Trey looks a lot like one of the guys in the movie he picked, actually.

With the free stuff they obviously start in the middle, because both guys are naked, and one of them is licking the other one's dick. Adam nearly chokes on his own tongue. Checking over his shoulder to make sure his door is locked and it's wedged shut with one of his old tennis shoes, Adam gets his hand in his shorts. He doesn't even really need to jerk, just a little rubbing and he's coming, banging his knee on the leg of his desk.

2.
You're probably not supposed to jerk off over your English homework, but Adam's teacher is kind of a rebel and he's teaching them The Basketball Diaries, despite protests that it's too old for eighth graders, even the advanced ones, and he told them they should watch the movie. Adam's always had a thing for Leonardo DiCaprio, but wow. He and his friends in this movie-- Adam tries to pay attention, and remember that it's all sad and tragic, but he gets off three times before the movie's even half over. At least he read the book first.

3.
Apparently it doesn't seem weird to boys who like girls to sit around in the mostly dark and jerk off together. It seems really weird to Adam. It's not even like he actually wants to see any of their dicks, except for how he's fourteen and he wants to see all their dicks, because hey. Dicks. He likes those.

There is some argument over whether the person who comes first loses or the person who comes last loses, but Adam doesn't really see how coming equals losing no matter when it happens, which doesn't mean he isn't careful to come right in the middle. He totally watched a porno like this once, only all the guys started helping each other out half way through. That doesn't happen this time. He's pretty okay with that.

4.
Romeo Leo is even hotter than Basketball Leo, and Adam has maybe thought about him the odd time or twenty while he's showering. He's the ultimate Romeo in Adam's head. But then the cute guy who sits in the back of the class gets called on to read with Adam, and Adam's not sure Leo isn't going to get replaced.

Tommy turns out to be a nice guy once Adam gets him talking, and when he's sitting with his eyes closed, head tilted back and smile on his face, listening to music, he's even more beautiful. Adam tries to think of anyone other than the sweet guy who is hopefully becoming a friend when he jerks off that night, but he fails. He figures one time won't hurt.

5.
Now that he's had Tommy naked in his bed, Adam can't think of anything else when he's in his room. He's kind of hoping that goes away, because it would be nice to be able to, like, sleep, and maybe do his homework somewhere other than the dining room table, but he's also kind of hoping it doesn't, because he's just come for the fourth time in an hour and it's pretty much awesome, even if it is starting to hurt a little.

He calls Tommy, trying to distract himself, but that really doesn't help. Six orgasms in an hour and a half, and the lotion stings now, and his boyfriend is laughing at him, and also jerking off, and saying really mean, amazing things about imagining his lotion is Adam's come, and Adam's not jerking off again, he's not.

Until he is.