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posted by [personal profile] rivers_bend at 09:41pm on 16/05/2011 under , ,
Title: A Girl with a Gun
Fandom: Glee (Santana POV)
Words: 215
Rating: PG13
A/N: this is for [livejournal.com profile] loveflyfree. She knows why. (also for day 16 of [livejournal.com profile] mmom)
Summary: Santana never watched much TV, until she saw Kono on Hawaii Five-O.



Santana never used to watch that much TV. But she doesn't have Cheerios practice and she doesn't have Brittany, and she doesn't have any guys to sleep with to prove something to-- whoever she was proving things to, so why the hell not?

The first time she watched Hawaii Five-O it was an accident. It was already half over, and it was completely ridiculous, and she was about to change the channel when Kono walked on screen. Now she records it every week.

She used to watch porn. But now that she's admitted she was in it for the girls the whole time, it just feels creepy and wrong and totally unsatisfying.

Kono, on the other hand (and sometimes her wrist gets sore, so she has to trade off), is very satisfying indeed.

"Hey," she says to Mike next time she sees him. "You're pretty much a total geek. Don't suppose you have the boxsets of Battlestar Galactica."

"What do you want them for?" he answers. Which isn't a no.

"I just do, is all," she says. But Tina starts humming the Hawaii Five-O theme tune under her breath.

Santana reconsiders her ability to be subtle. But she still takes the DVDs when Mike brings them the next day.
There are 12 comments on this entry. (Reply.)
 
posted by [identity profile] loveflyfree.livejournal.com at 05:10am on 17/05/2011
I LOVE YOU. SO VERY MUCH. I MAY HAVE SPENT PART OF MY DAY THINKING ABOUT HOW TO GET NEW DIRECTIONS TO HAWAII.

seriously bb. you = best.
 
posted by [identity profile] rivers-bend.livejournal.com at 06:08am on 18/05/2011
the trouble with actual Santana/Kono is getting them in the same place at the same time. I figured this way was much easier :D *smishes you*
 
posted by [identity profile] lostakasha.livejournal.com at 12:39pm on 17/05/2011
Okay, so here's my age showing -- I thought she was watching the original H5O.

*headdesk*

But I loved this, my senior moment notwithstanding.
 
posted by [identity profile] rivers-bend.livejournal.com at 06:09am on 18/05/2011
I'm old enough for the original recipe, but wasn't allowed to watch shows with guns, so didn't have my thing for cops shows yet. GRACE PARK THO. :D :D

I'm glad you enjoye it, bb! ♥
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posted by [identity profile] meesasometimes.livejournal.com at 02:30pm on 17/05/2011
LOL
Santana love!!!
 
posted by [identity profile] rivers-bend.livejournal.com at 01:11pm on 20/05/2011
She is sooooo hot, and Kono is soooooo hot, I just had to! :D
 
posted by [identity profile] saavikam77.livejournal.com at 02:34pm on 17/05/2011
*cracks up* XD Santana will NEVER be subtle, that's for sure. ^_~
 
posted by [identity profile] rivers-bend.livejournal.com at 01:13pm on 20/05/2011
Hahah, no, she will not be that :D

Thank you, bb!
 
posted by [identity profile] audreytiphaine.livejournal.com at 05:15pm on 17/05/2011
aha. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA. oh yes. i could totally see Santana having this thought process. and dude. KONO.
 
posted by [identity profile] rivers-bend.livejournal.com at 01:14pm on 20/05/2011
Kono is gjhfsfhsjgzjfsjgsfshagjdkgdkgd SO. HOT.

thank you!
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posted by [identity profile] andlightplay.livejournal.com at 08:08pm on 17/05/2011
YESSSSSS.

(lol Tine, ilu)
 
posted by [identity profile] rivers-bend.livejournal.com at 01:15pm on 20/05/2011
Heeee, thank you!! :D

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