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Hand porn

Back when I was writing in House fandom, a hundred years ago, I was known for writing "hand porn". I've had a thing for hands since I was at least ten years old--that's when I remember realizing I was obsessed with my best friend's fingers--and I love them to this day.

I have been drooling over this vid for the last fifteen minutes, and I really need to go to sleep, so I am putting it here, so I can find it easily. and, yk, share, in case there are other hand fans out there :D

ETA OMG FIFTEEN MINUTES OF GORGEOUSNESS

*DROOLS EVERYWHERE* idec what.

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You wrote House fic? Excuse me while I go plunder your fic tags.

Also, HAND PORN HELLO.

So i'm not so much about the hand porn...

but Jesus God I melt over someone playing guitar... :P Thank you for posting this!! Tee hee hee

There now you've made me confess to my long held secret guitar porn fetish... :P

To be sure, I don't know WHAT you're talking about!!

(http://pics.livejournal.com/gregoria44/pic/000pwwh1/)

(http://pics.livejournal.com/gregoria44/pic/000rc2ce/)

Hand porn, bassplayershavephallichandplacement porn - it's all the same to me ;D

As an aside, was watching telly last night and thought they'd just shown Adam waiting to perform on a show. Camera cut back and it was not. There was nary a sparklet of glitter, nor any colour in the guy's outfit. Quite frankly, I was ashamed of myself. Heh!

Hands! Yesss, pretty hands are sexy!
Then again, what isn't sexy about Tommy Joe? :D
Well, he could look into suspenders, hahah! No, not really, his undies are funny too (maybe he wants to make a point about NOT WEARING BOXERS! Go Tommy!).

gregoria44:
Dammit, Adam's like dead people, right? Like deceased family members even, you see them everywhere you go! :O

UNF yes his hands!

There goes my productivity for the morning :)

i've always had a thing for hands, too. over the weekend, my son and i watched *Social Network* and both loved it. there was a moment in a deposition scene where jesse eisenberg's fingers moved just so and i was undone. (must make jesse eisenberg icon... *s*)

WELL HEL-LO THAR TOMMY JOE *__________* Much as I love boys mucking around on bass (curse you Mark Hoppus! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbmAUQoScL4)), someone give the boy a guitar, please? Because DFW.

Also, lololol the ending! That is why we wear belts, bb. And his hair is looking amazing actually. *grabby hands*

Humna humna! ~O_O~

It's the vibrato motion that gets me. UNF. Probably goes without saying that I had it BAD for the guys that played bass and cello in our school orchestra in MS and HS. Just couldn't keep my eyes off their HANDS from over in the violin section. XD

*dies*

No one in my circle of friends gets it when I flail about hands. I'm so glad y'all see it, too. I have slightly converted friends to the joys of watching guitarist's/bassist's hands while playing. Especially bassists UNF!!

So the hands are AMAZING, and I'm just gonna watch a couple dozen more times for that, but TOMMY. What the FUCK is going on with your pants, bb?

Oh, yum. When I wasn't watching Adam or Sasha on stage, I'll confess that Tommy's hands were my focus. And this was lovely.

However, wtf is with his pants? Are they so tight that he can't sit down with them on?! I guess I'm old enought that I just don't get the "pants so low they're falling off" style thing.

Hands and wrists = unf.

Every couple of viewings, I have to focus in on his hair and think about how great it would be to play with. Sometimes I get the urge to pet him like a kitty /cray.

how about underwear porn ..or Tommy's ass porn...the damn thing keeps comin out. ...lol i think that boy needs to grow an ass to keep his pants up ..or maybe not, cuz really i dont mind AT ALL seeing it ..lol but yes, his hands ..those long fingers ..yummmmm

OMG I finally got a chance to watch, yay!

Apart from all the awesomeness (which I don't even need to highlight to you in any way as I know you have it all covered) the first thing he plays is Muse, heee!

Tommy's hands make my heart flutter, and I'm NEVER the hand girl, but somethingabout them is just plain sexy!!

Dude. I totally admit to having a thing for hands. Like, a major thing. (I also have a huge thing for drawing hands, even though they always turn out shitty).
And I totally love watching people play guitar (and violin and piano--fucking *piano* unf.) but it's even better when it's Tommy Joe.
Because Jesus fucking Christ, Ratliff, HOW ARE YOU REAL.
I can't even. Seriously.

Massive yay for him being Adam's lead guitarist now. (Loved him on bass too but gahd.)
And have you seen him playing guitar? Those videos where he's with Ravi Dhar and The Heartless? Cannot even tell you how many times I watched that shit, seriously. (Extra kink in the Killer video when he's all cut up and bleeding and strapped to a table by murderous hookers or whatever it was they were supposed to be. Mmmm...)

Also, I love how low his pants are in that video. He's wearing a belt, yeah? Is his ass really so tiny that he can't even keep up his jeans? (I am totally not mentally writing fic about Adam getting off on how tiny Tommy is compared to him. Totally not. >.>)

There is just too much in this post... too much everything. I must stop before I cry tears of joy and begin keyboard smashing.

Ranty comment brought to you by no sleep and three am cups of coffee!

Edited 2012-01-21 14:45 (UTC)

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