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posted by [personal profile] rivers_bend at 04:25pm on 13/04/2009 under ,
I have always been comfortable in my knowledge that Highway is the slashiest movie of this century. But then, last week, I watched The Fast and the Furious and I started to change my mind. Now that I have seen Fast and Furious too, I have to concede that Highway is no longer in the running. Pilot's talk of sexual confusion is matched by Dom's talk of fine bodies, and the eyesexing and looks of longing go both ways in F&F much more than they ever did in Highway. If you read the subtext that was practically text, every five lines would have been "I love you" "You're amazing" or "Don't leave me; I'd do anything for you." I need hot hot hot porn from this movie like air.




Just quickly done, from the pic so kindly provided by [livejournal.com profile] maboheme in the comments.
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posted by [identity profile] nyoka.livejournal.com at 12:05am on 14/04/2009
YAY a new convert to the slashy awesomeness of the FatF universe. I love how like all the mainstream reviewers, plus SNL, recognize that this movie works b/c of the epic homoerotic love between Dom and Brian. This review had me giggling: http://www.newsday.com/entertainment/movies/ny-etfast0312601367mar31,0,5592465.story

No one does longing looks like Paul Walker to Vin Diesel. And the chemistry, hot damn. I need new porn as well. I've read most of the lovely fic from the first couple of movies (yummy)...but where is the new porn from the new movie!?

“I like all kinds of body no matter the make..."

Haha, the best declaration of Dom's bisexuality right there. Also, I love how Brian's fighting skills always consist of him wrapping his legs around musclely men. Yummy. Add the fact that Brian sacrifices everything for Dom (again) - the ending had me so giddy.

ETA: This pic is from a scene cut from the first movie. I...um...perhaps it was too slashy even for the movie.
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Edited Date: 2009-04-14 12:10 am (UTC)
 
posted by [identity profile] rivers-bend.livejournal.com at 12:17am on 14/04/2009
um, yeah. christ. they might as well have just started licking each other.

Damn, I love these movies.
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posted by [personal profile] zillah975 at 12:27am on 14/04/2009
they might as well have just started licking each other.

Nngh.

Proof that women should make these movies.
 
posted by [identity profile] rivers-bend.livejournal.com at 01:05am on 14/04/2009
also, is it okay to make some icons from that picture?
 
posted by [identity profile] eilan.livejournal.com at 02:51am on 14/04/2009
ANOTHER CONVERT, YAY!!!

Also, that pic?
HOLY FUCK.

I do think I need to re-watch TF&TF (and just ignore all the impossible car stufs)

We need to find some good fic!!
 
posted by [identity profile] azephirin.livejournal.com at 09:21am on 18/04/2009
Uh, wow. I tend to be of the "bring your own subtext" school (I've written Road Trip slash, for heaven's sake!), but this not only brings the subtext for me, but puts it on the table in a nice dish with lots of tan muscly-ness.
 
posted by [identity profile] purridot.livejournal.com at 12:20am on 14/04/2009
The first time I caught it on TV I too COULD.NOT.BELIEVE the slashiness. It boggled the mind!
 
posted by [identity profile] rivers-bend.livejournal.com at 01:13am on 14/04/2009
I know! I was hearing grumblings about the slash in the new one, and decided I needed to see the originals, and omg SO. MUCH. SLASH.

LORDY.
 
posted by [identity profile] kelly-girl.livejournal.com at 12:47am on 14/04/2009
I'd heard about the potential hoyay of the first movie and when I finally saw it...oh my god. I now own the VHS version, the dvd version and part two. I will get this one the first day it comes out.

The way they look at each other is so freaking 'i love you so muchineedyousomuch' it's unbelievable.

I haven't seen lots of fic for this one yet but give it time. It'll start showing up.
 
posted by [identity profile] rivers-bend.livejournal.com at 01:14am on 14/04/2009
I have been desperately trying to find the first one on DVD, but I am not interested in spending as much as the stores are interested in me spending, so.

ridiculously slashy. Gorgeously so.
 
posted by [identity profile] gekizetsu.livejournal.com at 01:20am on 14/04/2009
There were several moments in the new film where I was almost convinced they were ACTUALLY GOING TO LEAN IN AND KISS, and I wasn't even wearing my frickin' slash goggles. I love it that slash goggles weren't even necessary. That fight scene was a sex scene in disguise. Brian, seriously, wrapping your legs around Dom's head? Really? And then all the sacrificing himself for Dom, again, unquestioningly, just romping around practically screaming "OH I TOTES WILL DO ANYTHING FOR YOU, LET'S GO, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON BUT I WILL JUST FOLLOW YOU OK, THROW MY WHOLE LIFE AWAY, THE FBI WAS WAY TOO EASY TO GET INTO ANYWAY" And Dom is having maybe two facial expressions, tops, but both only occur when Brian is in the room, or while they're fondling an engine together or sucking things out of phallic shaped bottles while sharing long looks.

AND THEN THEY RIDE EACH OTHER INTO THE SUNSET Because everybody knows that Brian is Dom's ten second car. (Except maybe more like ten thousand seconds).
 
posted by [identity profile] rivers-bend.livejournal.com at 01:26am on 14/04/2009
I was SO SO SO CONVINCED, and then it was like they thought, OH FUCK, WE'RE MAINSTREAM and sent Brian off to kiss Jordana. And. I mean. I would kiss the hell out of Jordana, but BRIAN WANTED TO BE KISSING DOM.

"OH I TOTES WILL DO ANYTHING FOR YOU, LET'S GO, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON BUT I WILL JUST FOLLOW YOU OK, THROW MY WHOLE LIFE AWAY, THE FBI WAS WAY TOO EASY TO GET INTO ANYWAY"

HAHAHAHA OMG. THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED. He was saying that the whole time.

Vin's expressions. I kept thinking "SRS MOVIE IZ SRS" every time he was on the screen. And then Brian would be there or he'd think about Brian and he would look serious and HUNGRY. OMG WHILE THEY WERE EATING CHINESE, THE LOOKS THEY EXCHANGED WHEN MIA SAID ABOUT SAYING GRACE. And then, the leg-wrapping fight and then BRIAN KICKING THINGS AND PRACTICALLY CRYING AND SAYING "I'M SORRY, DOM, I'M SORRY" and all devastated that Dom was pissed at him.

They are SO each other's 10 second car. I was DYING in the final scene. BRIAN THERE IS NO EXCUSE FOR THAT EXCEPT WORLD-ENDING LOVE.

I may be slightly over-excited about this film
 
posted by [identity profile] fromyourashes.livejournal.com at 04:12am on 14/04/2009
I was gonna quote a sentence or two here, but I ended up quoting most of your comment, so...LOL @ THE WHOLE THING, AND ALSO AMEN.
 
posted by [identity profile] silsbee329.livejournal.com at 02:48am on 14/04/2009
It's a shame that I do not like action movies, otherwise I would totally check this out. *blinks innocently*
 
posted by [identity profile] rivers-bend.livejournal.com at 02:53am on 14/04/2009
It's a horrible shame. You did see the picture further up the comment thread, right? Just so you know what you'll be watching missing out on.

DDOOOOOOOOOOOO EEEEEEEEEEEEET.
 
posted by [identity profile] avid-slacker.livejournal.com at 03:06am on 14/04/2009
I have been a Brian/Dom fan since the first movie and I don't think a slashier movie was ever made. I sort of missed the hero worship/first love vibe in the new movie, but I did love that when Dom described his perfect girl it sounded just like Brian.

Here's the two fics I have in my memories:

Flashes (http://graceandfire.livejournal.com/6291.html)
Miami Heat (http://spikedluv.livejournal.com/341395.html)

Also this fanvid massively rocks. The Fast and the Curious (http://www.spike.com/video/fast-curious/2707418)
 
posted by [identity profile] rivers-bend.livejournal.com at 03:15am on 14/04/2009
I was kind of digging the god-it's-been-so-long-thought-I-was-over-it-clearly-not vibe in this new one, though. Brian was still ga-ga, and Dom still couldn't resist.

thank you for the links! That fanvid made me LOL.
 
posted by [identity profile] tabularassa.livejournal.com at 06:21am on 14/04/2009
Yeah, if you find some porn, LINK ME. This was totes my first fandom;)LOL

<3
 
posted by [identity profile] rivers-bend.livejournal.com at 05:10am on 15/04/2009
your icon.

*brain melts*

ext_9653: (Paul Walker)
posted by [identity profile] pkoceres.livejournal.com at 05:10pm on 14/04/2009
 
posted by [identity profile] rivers-bend.livejournal.com at 05:11am on 15/04/2009
made of hot. no question.
 
posted by [identity profile] lila-blue-b.livejournal.com at 03:57am on 15/04/2009
Nom, nom, nom... I have got to see this movie!
 
posted by [identity profile] rivers-bend.livejournal.com at 05:12am on 15/04/2009
without question. hot hot hot and slashy like woah.

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