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Then, as expected. I love getting to see Mitch again, even if only for a moment.

Now: Sam's slutting around? I really hope we're not meant to take that literally. Because eww. The vomiting smoke though? Is still REALLY cool. And now Dean knows. And his nostrils are NOT HAPPY.

"How'd that feel," says Ruby. "Good," says Sam.

Ok. Sam? Really, you need to realize that might not be the best thing to feel. I mean, I'm glad you're not getting headaches when you use your magic powers. But you're making a demon happy. I know she's helping you and all. But still. Your brother's nostrils are unhappy and I think they might have a point.

Rest of Dean is not happy either. And hmmm. Ruby is immediately recognizable? Interesting. Clearly she's a better actress in show than on tv. Of course, Dean's been to hell so maybe he can just see her true face still.

Oh, boys. Dean you CANNOT LEAVE. Oooh! Punching. At least that's something. Communication! Oh, man. "I would want to hunt you." That's worse than the punch. Gotta be.

And Castiel has a nickname now? Interesting.

OMG EWWWWWWWW. That guy eating makes me feel A LOT like vomiting. *gags*

But boys. Together in the car. Talking. Talking about what happened to Dean. About Mary the hunter. And Dad. My heart. It hurts.

Um, bleeding in the mouth is news to Dean, Sammy. Jesus. TALK TO YOUR DAMN BROTHER. NOW. TELL HIM ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING. PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.

And um, who the hell is Travis? Did I miss something? (*laughs at the binoculars*)

*gags more* Seriously. I am not a fan of the eating. I think I preferred the maggots and the falling out teeth.

IT QUALIFIES AS DISGUSTING. Not just weird. DISGUSTING.

SAM WAS A MATHALETE! *loves him*

Roogaroo! HAHAHAHA. Was that supposed to be like loup garous?

Dean knows where Sam keeps the KY. Um Show? YOU ARE FEEDING THE SLASHERS! and we love you for it.

You are also serving up the anvils on a plate. But earnest!Sam is kind of sexy, and covering!Dean is even sexier, so I don’t mind so much.

Jack's wife is stunning. For serious.

Sam, you are not this stupid. You just AREN'T. You were a mathalete. Travis told us.

Ok. Thank you. Just apparently it's easier to talk when you can stretch your limbs. Understandable. Plus, you're all stridy. And shouty. I kind of like it.

HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPO!!!!!!! *so much love*

That man is pale. SCARY pale. And ok, what is it with people unbuttoning and then closing the curtains? Am I the only one who closes the curtains BEFORE I start to get undressed?

HAHAHAHAHAHA ok, that was freaking funny. "we should go" *giggles more*

Uh oh. Michelle? Damn you , Travis. But you are serving your purpose well, assuming your purpose is to show us that even when they fight and punch and glare and flare their nostrils at each other, the boys are a team and Dean will take Sam's side against other hunters.

And now Jack is all tan again. And interesting. It seems the change comes when their spermies meet an egg. Or their sperm become better swimmers when the change starts. Which came first, the 'roogaroo' or the egg?

And again with the EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! Man. The hunters are DROPPING LIKE FLIES this season. Sam and Dean will be the only ones left at this rate. And Bobby. Of course. They cannot kill Bobby.

JESUS! NOT TO BE HITTING SAMMY WITH STEEL CANNISTERS PLEASE.

And, um, hiding him in closets? Not eating him? I mean, obviously he's not going to eat Sam. But. NO EATING DEAN EITHER. Um, Sam, if you can stop a car, can you not open a closet without a coat hanger?

Dean bleeding on a glass table is disturbing. Sam girls must be happy this episode. Puppy!Sammy is going to save his brother! Ooooh! Tree bad, fire pretty. Er, I mean…

How many ads are we having? BRING ME BACK MY SHOW NOW PLZ.

Sam. Seriously. TALK ABOUT IT. I'm not kidding here. I'M NOT. I'm nervous about this stopping everything thing. Really.