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So. missyjack posted this, and I could NOT resist the bunny that bit as a result.
J2, ~600 words, adult for sexual language.

the obvious: I do not know these people and this is utter fiction. yes, even the glowing candy.



Jensen's sure that the light in the upstairs bedroom was on when he pulled into the driveway, but by the time he gets to the top of the stairs, all he can see through the crack in the door is darkness. "Jared?" he calls, because it's one thing if Jared turned out the light cause he was coming to greet him, but he wouldn't pretend to be asleep when he heard the door. They haven't seen each other in over a week.

"In here," Jared answers, and it sounds like he's trying not to laugh, not like he's sulking.

"Should I come in?" It's then that Jensen notices the dogs are mysteriously absent.

"Definitely." Now Jared actually is laughing, and Jensen drops his bag in the hall and crosses to the bedroom door.

When he opens it, he totally doesn't understand what he's looking at, at first. There's two rows of tiny glowing spots on the bed with a sort of shaking pile in the middle. Then his eyes adjust to the gloom and he realizes the lines are Jared's legs and the jiggling pile is on Jared's stomach. Surrounding a shadow that looks rather a lot like one very interested cock. "Jared?" he asks again, because, well, his boyfriend is covered in glowing spots.

"They're M&M's man! Can you believe it?" Jared is practically crowing with delight and all the spots wobble dangerously.

"Are you high?"

"I'm totally not. Duh. But dude! GLOW IN THE DARK M&Ms!"

Now Jensen's laughing too, because you can't be in a room with a delighted Padalecki and not laugh.

"X marks the spot," Jared says.

Jensen looks at the jumble of M&Ms on Jared's stomach. "That's an X?"

"Well it was an X, but they're kind of slippery."

"Right," Jensen says.

"So. You gonna eat your way up here?"

"Are you kidding? What does that stuff do to your insides?"

"I ate like four jumbo bags in Australia, and I'm totally fine."

"Uh huh."

"Trust me."

The thing is, Jensen kind of does trust him. He's eaten any number of insane things he never ever thought he would before he met the human candy vacuum, and he's lived to tell the tale.

Jared runs a finger up the underside of his dick, which hasn't wilted in the slightest during their conversation. And that? Way too hard to say no to. Pun only a little intended. Before he can change his mind, he strips off his shirt and jeans and leans over the bed. With carefully plucking lips he lifts the M&M off the middle of Jared's right shin.

Jared giggles. "That tickles."

"This was your idea." Jensen crunches the candy shell between his teeth. Tastes just like a normal M&M. He reaches for the next one. Gets as far as Jared's knee before Jared just grabs him and yanks him onto the bed.

"Fuck it," he says. "We can eat them later."

If his mouth wasn't full of Jared's tongue, Jensen might say, "Yeah, cause that's what I want: sweaty, come-covered, glow-in-the-dark M&Ms." But it is, so he doesn't.

By the time they've thoroughly welcomed each other home from their travels, the sheets and their bodies are covered in chocolatey smears.

"You are so the one doing the laundry tomorrow," Jensen says to Jared. But his mouth is maybe kind of busy licking chocolate off the back of Jared's neck at the time, so it's possible Jared doesn't hear him.

~fin~





And yes, I did google them, and apparently it's just the package that glows, BUT I DO NOT CARE *g* It's called FICTION!