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I was this close to watching Torchwood last night before going to bed, but I couldn't keep my eyes open, so I watched it this morning instead. Only the finale remains... And Ianto/Jack is fucking HOT, even when it's only implied.

I've managed to do about 45 minutes of homework. It's 4pm and I've been up since 6.

Around about 11am, I was starting to think, If I don't get my period soon, I will eat myself out of house and home and then it arrived. Thank god.

My brother called earlier because he knows me too well. He was in a store and wanted to know if the car-seat he was looking at was cheaper on target.com. He figured the chances of my having the internet at my fingertips were pretty good. He was right.

erin2326 made me write porn. 333 words, Sam/Dean and a vibrator:

"Fuck," Dean mutters, waking Sam. "For the love of..."

"Dean? You okay?" Sam really hopes so, cos he's tired and not in the mood for more fighting off nymphs.

"Yeah, nothing, go back to sleep."

It doesn't sound like nothing. Dean sounds in pain. Out of breath. "Dean?"

"Nothing!"

"Dean." Sam's not fooling around now. If something's wrong with his brother he needs to know about it.

"Fine. If you're going to be pushy, my batteries ran out. Don't suppose you'd lend a man in need your vibrator?"

"Dean!" Sam's scandalized. Kind of. Except for how he's suddenly totally stopped thinking about sleep and instead has a brain full of pictures of Dean writhing at the end of a vibrator, gasping, moaning, coming... Scandalized, horny as hell, is there really that much of a difference?

"Never mind. I told you it was nothing."

But Sam has his vibrator in his hand already, and is sliding out of bed towards Dean. When Dean sees him, his eyes go wide.

"Really?" he says and holds out his hand.

Sam holds it just out of reach. "Not so fast."

"Come on, Sammy. I was so close. Just give--"

Sam notes for future reference that a really good way to shut Dean up is to slide a hand between his legs and pull a dead vibrator out of his ass.

"Sam? What? What are you--"

An even better way is to replace it with one that's good to go. (Sam always was better at remembering to plug in the battery charger as soon as they got a room.)

"GNAAAHHH," Dean says, and then, "aaammmmmgnh."

"Is my aim off? Should I move? Stop?"

"Gargh! I'll fucking kill you if you stop. Fuck. FUCK!"

Sam smiles. "Thought so."

~~

Later, when Sam is in the bathroom cleaning their toys, Dean comes up behind him and says, "Dude, what was that? Are you..? We..?"

Sam is pleased to discover that kissing Dean shuts him up pretty effectively too.