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Bella! Or Bela. Whichever. She's hot. And funny. And my fave quote. "That's hellfire, Dean."

Ghost ship??????????? Awesome. And she has lovely lips. Which I'm betting means she's for the chop. I do not like creepy shower scenes. They scare the shite out of me. I so watched too much Hitchcock as a child. And seriously, what's with the slo-mo water? It looks weird and is distracting. Eeeeep scary! *does not want*

Sam's innocent face is not so innocent. Jared, you're doing good. "She was a smart-ass." I love it. "Well, we should find out who." The jaw. The eyebrow. *loves Jensen* This is making me so happy. Their faces, and their argument. Just what they need to be saying, and just how they need to be saying it. Well, not like if they were in couple's counseling or anything, but like, to be Winchesters.

Sammy is scared of the sexy gramma. She wants her some padacock. OMG THE FINGER STROKING!!!!!!!!!!! BEST SCENE EVER! Dean would bite him if she didn't bite him first. Dean wants his Sammy untainted by the girl-cooties.

Ah, another visit by the exposition fairy. At least this time I don’t feel Dean really should know all this stuff. He's allowed to not know everything about local lore. "Wow. Crap!" I want to marry Dean Winchester. Oh, no! Not the Impala! Bela, you are so dead. "Rolling naked in money." I want. *grabby hands* Dean hyperventilating is strangely adorable.

"Can I shoot her?" ♥ "Not in public." ♥ ♥ Oh, boys. You have met your match.

Oh, god. The special effects, they are not special. WTF? We don’t need head veins when being throttled.

Christmas ads already? *grumbles*

Bela is not nice. But she is sexy as hell. Sam is really sporting the bitch-face in this episode. "A stone's throw from being a serial killer." Harsh. And not exactly fair, I don't think.

112 million? *grabby hands*

The dude is pretty much a moron. Ok, that was cool though. They did a good job with that water effect. Poor boys. Too late again. That pirate-guy was well cast.

SO MUCH BITCH FACE! Sammy wants to save his lover brother. *pets him*

Where are they? Ah. Squatting.

Hand of glory at the end of his Thai massage? Dean, you dog.

Ah Bela is so good FUCKING HELL, JENSEN IN A TUX. MY DREAMS HAVE COME TRUE. THIS SHOW LOVES ME. SO MUCH. ANGRY SEX. OMG, ANGRY SEX. AND OBJECTIFYING DEAN. I LOVE THIS SHOW MORE THAN IT IS POSSIBLE TO LOVE A SHOW. *CAN'T BREATHE FOR HAPPY*

OH NO HE DIDN'T SORRY, BUT THERE'S GONNA BE CAPSLOCKS UNTIL HE TAKES OFF THE TUX. JARED'S ON A DATE WITH GRAMMA. IN A TUX. THERE ARE HANDS EVERYWHERE. JENSEN IN A TUX IS SEX. PURE SEX. AND NOW I WANT ANGRY SEX. BETWEEN JENSEN AND BELA AND SAM. GERT CAN STAY HOME.

Ok, capslock is getting on my nerves. Even though Jensen is still in a tux. OH NO, DEAN CARRIED BELA. CAPSLOCKS MUST RETURN. *breathes* I fucking love her. She is perfect.

Sam is firm all over. Of course he is. *g*

Ew. Don't like hand. It's yucky. But the close-up of Jensen and his eyes and lips and intensely concentrating face… I like that just fine.

Bless Sammy. His little face!

"You stink like sex." Dean. You're a dick. A loveable dick, but a dick none-the-less.

Bela does a good line in having to destroy artifacts because she's been cursed herself. Which makes me think she's somewhat more dim than she seems. Or maybe we're just supposed to be learning that there's no profit in greed. Or something like that.

Oh. I need to go to Le Target. They sell my shampoo and conditioner cheap. Stupid addiction to ridiculously expensive shampoo.

Dean does not approve of being pick-pocketed. Oh, Sammy. The you, not us line is not going to make things better. Dean is grumpy. You will not get that blow-job later if you persist in this line. Just saying.

Dean's thinking about the angry sex again. Look at him eying her up and pointing at her head like he wants to shoot her full of his white-hot-love. Who did Bela kill? Dean is not the picture of sensitivity. Not that she really deserves better. Except we love Bela so she can't die. But of course, Sam has a solution. He's good, you see. Bela's only a threat to Dean's pride, so she doesn't need killing. Unlike the ghost. Latin will help. Or some not English language, anyway. Go Sammy. With the reading and the spells and the being the edumacated one. Again with the cool water effects. Other than the shower in the first bit, the water bits of this have rocked.

I'm kinda liking the squat. What's up with that?

HaHa, she gave them ten thousand bucks! God, I love this woman.

Dean! He's talking to his brother! And admitting that he gets Sammy! LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE! Sam, what? Are you never fucking happy? I mean, I get it. But what?

Oh, god. That episode. It was the sex.