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posted by [personal profile] rivers_bend at 10:18am on 27/03/2007 under , ,
Trains do strange things to me. Though to be fair, part of this came to me the night before. Anyway. Some Max/Julian phone sex. Set sometime post-Sand.

Adult rated, ~1,000 words.


'Hello.' Julian shrugged off his jacket and switched the phone to his other ear.

'I miss you. Why aren't you here?' Max's voice made Julian wonder the same thing himself.

'Some of us work in London. You decided to swan off during the week. I'll be there this weekend.'

'What are you wearing?'

'Are you serious?'

'Absolutely.'

'My charcoal suit.'

'I like that suit.'

'I know.'

'What shirt are you wearing with it?'

'Um…'

'Julian?'

'Are we really doing this?'

'We are now. What shirt are you wearing.'

'It's not one you've seen be- Ok. That's not strictly true. Do you remember that pink shirt Rupert wore to dinner a few weeks ago?' Julian closed his eyes.

'The one he said was "watermelon"?'

'That one. Yes.' Julian tried to keep the chagrin out of his voice.

'It was unforgettable.' Max did scathing like no one else, with the possible exception of Rupert.

'Celine told Margaret that she hates men in pink shirts. Especially bright pink.'

'So you borrowed Rupert's shirt?'

'Not exactly.'

'You bought a watermelon shirt?'

'She's driving me crazy, Max.'

'Am I going to have to come down to the office and fuck you over your desk while she watches to convince her that you're taken?'

'I'm not sure that would put her off, having overheard some of her other conversations, but thank you for that image. I have to work at that desk, you know.'

'And you're bored out of your mind. Surely something nice to think about helps.' Max sounded wicked. 'Now. Take it off.'

'What?'

'The shirt. Take it off. I'm trying to picture you, and I don’t want a pink shirt in the way.'

'Let me go upstairs. I just got in.'

'Hurry up then.'

Julian started upstairs. 'What are you wearing? Fair's fair.'

'Jeans.'

Julian paused, adding that image to the one of fucking on his desk. 'Anything else?'

'Not a thing.'

'Christ.'

'Are you upstairs yet?'

'Yeah.' Julian undid his buttons, pulled the shirt off and threw it towards the laundry pile. 'Shirt's off.'

'Good. Are you on the bed?'

'Max, are we-' Julian laughed. 'Are we having phone sex?'

'It's only Wednesday. We can wait until the weekend if you really want to.'

Julian toed off his shoes and sat on the bed. 'Ok, where are you?'

'Sofa.' Max sounded like he was smiling.

'You're sitting on the sofa in nothing but a pair of jeans.'

'Lying on the sofa.'

'I see.' Julian saw perfectly, and lay back on the pillows. 'Should I take off my trousers?'

'Are they due a trip to the cleaners?'

'They will be, I expect, if I don't take them off.'

'Leave them on.'

'Fuck.' Julian wished desperately that Max was back in London.

'You'll have to wait for that.'

'So what are we doing in the meantime?'

'I am thinking of you lying on your bed in those trousers that make your arse look unbelievably fuckable - wait, you aren't wearing pink socks are you?'

'I took my socks off.'

'But you weren't wearing pink socks? This is all off if you bought socks to match that shirt.'

'My socks were black.'

'Ok. So I'm thinking of you in those trousers that always make me want to fuck you up against a wall somewhere, or over your desk, and I'm going hard in my jeans, wishing you were here right now.'

'Max, god, I wish I were there too. I'd slide my hand down into the waist of your jeans, cup you in my palm, feel you go hard as I touched you.'

'I'm already hard. Just thinking about you touching me…'

'Fuck. Touch yourself?'

'Yes. God, that feels good. I'm thinking about you kneeling over me, rubbing against me, wool against denim, your cock hard, hands on my chest, watching me. Can you feel that?'

'Yes.' Julian's mouth was dry, making it hard to talk.

'You rubbing outside, or inside?'

'Outside. Pretending it's you.'

'Undo your zipper, put your hand inside. It's my hand. Touching you. Just my fingers at first. Stroking, curving round, feeling how hard it's made you, all that rubbing up against me.'

'Okay.'

'Do you want it harder? More pressure? Do you want my fist?'

'Yes.'

'You've got my jeans open now. Hand on me, jerking me, still sitting on my thighs, we're getting in each other's way, but it feels too good. I want to suck you, you can't imagine how much I want to suck you, but I'm watching your face, it's getting hard for you to breathe and I can feel your arse and thighs clenching as you push into my fist.'

Julian was indeed finding it hard to breathe, and he could hear Max's voice getting a little ragged around the edges. 'I wish- god, I wish you were fucking me right now. Hands on my hips as I lowered myself onto you, felt you pushing into me, filling me, so tight around you, moving, just enough to keep that look on your face.' Both of them, breathing, sounds of air amplified by the phones.

'Will you come like that? While I'm fucking you?'

'Yes.' And he would, could feel it building in his spine, spreading up his thighs.

'Me-' Max stopped, tried to steady his breathing. 'Me too. Faster…'

Julian sped up the movement of his fist. 'God, yes,' he said, and nearly dropped the phone. Max panting into his ear pushed him over. The trousers definitely needed to go to the cleaners. Not his usual one.

'Fuck, Julian,' Max said, giving Julian an aftershock. 'Damn,' muffled, and then more clearly, 'Thank god these are washable slipcovers.'

Julian laughed. 'Well. That was a first.'

'You've never had phone sex?' Max sounded surprised.

'No. Have you?'

'No, actually.'

'It's still a little silly.'

'I'd rather you were here. Do you have to work on Friday? Couldn't you come down a day early?'

'Forget Friday. I'm coming down tomorrow. There's nothing at work that can't wait.'

'Get the early train.'

'I will.'

'Bring your suit. But bring a white shirt for fuck's sake.'

'Not the pink one?'

'Keep that for tormenting Celine. You can torment me with your arse.'

'I intend to.'

'I'll see you tomorrow.'

'Tomorrow.'

'Sleep well.'

'You too.' Julian hung up the phone, went to wash up and pack for his four day weekend.
Tiger's sequel here

What? You wanted plot?
Mood:: 'amused' amused
There are 29 comments on this entry. (Reply.)
 
posted by [identity profile] tigertrapped.livejournal.com at 10:42am on 27/03/2007
Gah. Love love love it. Funny, cute and downright horny. Perfect moment between them.

'Keep that for tormenting Celine. You can torment me with your arse.'

Julian's vocation is settled. Happy is the man whose hobby is his work... *g*
 
posted by [identity profile] rivers-bend.livejournal.com at 10:50am on 27/03/2007
Yes, I'm sure that Julian will not find it a hardship tormenting Max. And I'm sure that narrow waist and those slender hips and that fine backside look wonderful in tailored wool.

Almost as good as Max looks in jeans slung in gravity defying fashion round his hips.

I'm so glad you love this. You know you've arrived when people are writing phone sex fanfic for your fandom *g*
 
posted by [identity profile] tattooedraven.livejournal.com at 04:20pm on 27/03/2007
Plot? Nope plot is not necessary for Raven.

Pink socks? oO

Thank goodness Julian went against formal atire dress code. XD

This lovely morning smut reading. Thank you. ^^
 
posted by [identity profile] rivers-bend.livejournal.com at 04:28pm on 27/03/2007
*worships icon*

You are very welcome. :D

Julian could not stretch to the pink socks. Rupert, I expect has at least two pairs. God forbid he doesn't match.

 
posted by [identity profile] tattooedraven.livejournal.com at 07:58pm on 27/03/2007
Hahah, I'm going to have to find more on this Rupert girly man.

Yes, I dug up that icon just for you after reading this delicious fic. It was just perfect. ^^
 
posted by [identity profile] rivers-bend.livejournal.com at 08:05pm on 27/03/2007
I've not written much on Rupert. Though he makes his debut as an 18 year old who gives Julian his first BJ and I fell a little in love with his dynamic then, so he's played his part in the recent stories we've written.

That icon rocks. You always have the perfect icons. *is jealous*
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posted by [identity profile] shezan.livejournal.com at 11:52pm on 27/03/2007
Rupert is adorable. And he's all yours, isn't he?
 
posted by [identity profile] tigertrapped.livejournal.com at 04:48pm on 27/03/2007
Your icon is the total business! Can I borrow it for another Max/Julian fic, called Ties? It would be so perfect...

And River and I are pledging to convert you full-time to Max and Julian, starting now. *g*
 
posted by [identity profile] tattooedraven.livejournal.com at 08:01pm on 27/03/2007
Heheh, Yes I remembered this icon and dug it up off my archive disc because it was simply perfect. ^^

Convert??

Oo

And give up on my vampires?!

oO

Well, perhaps on the side. ^^
 
posted by [identity profile] tigertrapped.livejournal.com at 09:03pm on 27/03/2007
No, no, we wouldn't dream to trying to prise you apart from your vampires. The very thought! This would simply be a side-order, for days when you're resting in-between blood-sucking fics. *g*
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posted by [identity profile] shezan.livejournal.com at 11:53pm on 27/03/2007
...resting with a nice side-order of someting-else-sucking fics...
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posted by [identity profile] shezan.livejournal.com at 04:51pm on 27/03/2007
PERFECT PERFECT icon indeed!!!

(and formal attire dress code is definitely black socks with dark trousers. Rupert, the sweet darling, takes more liberties. I'm even sure his pink socks have clocks on the sides!)
 
posted by [identity profile] rivers-bend.livejournal.com at 04:59pm on 27/03/2007
You will find Rupert's socks here (http://www.harrods.com/Cultures/en-GB/Products/ProductDetail.htm/CS_ProductID/PAUL95%28HarrodsComCatalog%29/CS_Category/Socks_Paul_Smith%28HarrodsComCatalog%29/CS_Catalog/HarrodsComCatalogGB/CS_BreadCrumbs/HarrodsComCatalogGB%3b002For_Him%28HarrodsComCatalog%29%3bUnderwear_Socks%28HarrodsComCatalog%29%3bSocks_Paul_Smith%28HarrodsComCatalog%29). No clocks, though he wouldn't say 'no' I'm sure, but polka dots. They please him because they remind him of watermelon seeds.

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posted by [identity profile] shezan.livejournal.com at 05:29pm on 27/03/2007
Darling Rupert!!!

*melts*
 
posted by [identity profile] tattooedraven.livejournal.com at 08:04pm on 27/03/2007
Heeee, the thought of pink socks with clocks! *g*
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posted by [identity profile] shezan.livejournal.com at 04:49pm on 27/03/2007
Cor, this sort of thing doesn't just have an effect on Julian. Wheww!

*fans self*

This delicious snippet definitely ougth to be listed with the canon. Luvverly!

*fans some more*
 
posted by [identity profile] rivers-bend.livejournal.com at 05:00pm on 27/03/2007
Thank you. :D

I'm glad it's not just Julian it wins over.
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posted by [identity profile] shezan.livejournal.com at 07:00pm on 27/03/2007
Well, of course we want darling Julian to be happy...
 
posted by [identity profile] rivers-bend.livejournal.com at 07:09pm on 27/03/2007
Well, tiger has made him happier than I ever could in Pass. (http://tigertrapped.livejournal.com/269373.html?#cutid1) But more happiness for Julian is never a bad thing.
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posted by [identity profile] shezan.livejournal.com at 11:54pm on 27/03/2007
Pass is indeed yummy.

Max did scathing like no one else, with the possible exception of Rupert.

MARVELLOUS line. Love how it brings together two so different styles.
 
posted by [identity profile] lima-sierra.livejournal.com at 09:33am on 29/03/2007
Plot? Who cares when the porn is so god damn hot!! Hurrah! Top quality smut. *claps with sweaty palms*
 
posted by [identity profile] rivers-bend.livejournal.com at 09:37am on 29/03/2007
I'm glad I could oblige! *g* The idea of phone sex makes me laugh but it also has a strange appeal. And the idea of Max refusing to have phone sex while Julian was wearing a pink shirt appealed even more ;)
 
posted by [identity profile] milady1844.livejournal.com at 05:37pm on 01/04/2007
'But you weren't wearing pink socks? This is all off if you bought socks to match that shirt.'

'My socks were black.'


Oh this was lovely! Hot & funny! Excellent combo.
 
posted by [identity profile] rivers-bend.livejournal.com at 05:40pm on 01/04/2007
Thank you! I'm so glad you liked. Hot and funny is indeed excellent and I'm terribly pleased that I managed it *g*
 
posted by [identity profile] milady1844.livejournal.com at 06:28pm on 01/04/2007
Just loved that the thought of Julian in pink socks would have put Max off. *g* You managed it in spades.
 
posted by [identity profile] rivers-bend.livejournal.com at 06:33pm on 01/04/2007
I'm sure that Julian could paint pink daisys on his chest and Max wouldn't really be put off, but sometimes he likes to tease, and Julian was so embarrassed about his pink shirt. And Max would definately disapprove of pink socks *g*
 
posted by [identity profile] milady1844.livejournal.com at 06:40pm on 01/04/2007
Julian should pick up some pink socks & wear the whole ensemble to visit Max. Just to bug him. *g*
 
posted by [identity profile] tigertrapped.livejournal.com at 03:30pm on 25/05/2007
Because I was re-reading and wanted to say this surprised me all over again with the hotness. *g* I remember texting you about this on that endless train/bus journey when I was trying to get home from London one evening, and you were very dismissive of the silliness of it. Then I read it and - wow. Not remotely silly. I love the boys when they're relaxed like this. And in synch.
 
posted by [identity profile] rivers-bend.livejournal.com at 06:45am on 01/06/2007
I only just got this comment today, due to LJ finally clearing its backlog.

Thank you for commenting again. It makes me happy. And made me re-read it. I still do find it a bit silly, it's just that I do find phonesex as a concept quite cringe-worthy, but it is lovely how the boys are with each other.

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