rivers_bend

Here's a hideous thought. Ruby says she can't give Sam as much blood as he needs, but hey, no worries. There's the little sidebar action with the baby-blood-sucking demon!nurse. Mmm. Tasty. So what do we wanna bet Ruby's going to take Sam to the next level of depravity, ostensibly to gear him up to off Lilith, by making him...euw. I can't even say it.

I'm so hoping both Sam and Dean get tired of being manipulated by heaven and hell, realize that these polar extremes are really nothing more than flip sides of the same worthless plug nickel, and combine forces to defend Humanity against both of 'em...cut to bar scene, everybody knocks back beers and expresses their regrets about what gosh-darn fools they were, yawn, what say we turn in, meaningful exchange of affectionate glances, cue credit roll.

Absolutely fucking dying here.

Please write something wonderful to keep us all from losing our minds!